The Masterfolk : $b wherein is attempted the unravelling of the strange affair of my Lord Wyntwarde of Cavil and Miss Betty ModeyneMacfall, Haldane
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The Masterfolk : $b wherein is attempted the unravelling of the strange affair of my Lord Wyntwarde of Cavil and Miss Betty Modeyne
Macfall, Haldane
Bohemianism -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Paris (France) -- Fiction
As his voice ceased there was a brisk step on the landing outside--a
sharp knock--and the door flew open. A little man with a big moustache
entered fussily, on jerky restless feet, and glanced sharply round the
room; he was best known as a minor critic--one of those men who condemn
everything they do not understand:
“How do, Mrs. Baddlesmere?” he said, with a harsh voice and nervous
manner.
His eyes glanced away to Julia, to whom he nodded:
“How do, Miss Julia?”
His glance jumped to Noll where he sat observant, chin in palms, on the
high office-chair:
“How do, Master Noll?”
The boy nodded:
“You’ve forgotten your hat, Fosse,” said he.
The fussy little man snapped off his hat:
“So I have--so I have!” he yapped.
Eustace Lovegood took three heavy paces towards Gomme, and said, with a
black frown, in a confidential aside:
“Faugh! that dreadful fussy little man of rude health--and the scarlet
voice!”
Mr. Fosse turned at the grumbled bass:
“How do, Lovegood?” said he.
“Thanks,” said Lovegood solemnly--“I don’t.”
And he added in growled aside to Netherby Gomme:
“I wish this person would not be familiar with my health.”
Mr. Fosse skipped nervously towards Caroline Baddlesmere:
“Eh--eh! Well, Mrs. Baddlesmere; and how’s the book?”
Caroline Baddlesmere’s shoulders gave the slightest possible shrug:
“My book is dead, Mr. Fosse.”
Fosse folded his arms:
“Precisely,” said he. “Honestly, it lacked the vital element of
style.” He blew out his narrow little chest--he had the floor. “You
have tragedy--pathos--and--er, yes--comedy. Yes, you have a certain
amount of humour--a marvellous amount, indeed, for a woman, if you will
excuse my saying so. Yet, comedy but raises a laugh”--he shrugged his
little shoulders--“and there you are!... Tragedy but appeals to the
emotions--draws a tear”--he shrugged his little shoulders again--“and
there you are!... But Style is independent of laughter or tears.
Tragedy----”
“Pish!” pshawed Eustace Lovegood. He stepped a pace into the room:
“Tragedy!” he roared scornfully, glaring at the fussy minor critic
before him; and even the light of the conceited little Egoism seemed
to flicker out, blown aside by the big man’s contempt: “Tragedy is the
mere melodrama of life--the shedding of blood but the indecent accident
of death.... It is comedy, the expression of the joy of living, that is
worthy the serious attention of genius.” He rose on his toes and made
an elephantine gesture of sending off butterflies into the air. “The
exquisite little _mot_--the fairy fabric of a dainty paradox--the swift
epigram! Think of it--the rapture of the exquisite agony that is in the
elaborate workmanship to create the spontaneous repartee!”
Mr. Fosse was not quite sure whether he was being chaffed. He was one
of those men so wanting in humour that he accused the humorous of
lacking humour. He knew that his thin voice sank to insignificance in
the deep thunder of this big man.
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