"How is her?" asked Charlie, quietly, as it were casually. I think this appearance of casualness was caused by the stoic suppression of the symptoms of anxiety. "Her's bad," said Jos, briefly. "And I am na' surprised," said Charlie. And he lifted the glass. "Well--here's luck." He sipped the gin, savouring it on his tongue like a connoisseur, and gradually making up his mind about its quality. Then he took another sip. "Hast seen her?" "I seed her for a minute, but our Susannah wouldna' let me stop i' th' room. Her was raving like." "Missis?" "Ay!" "And th' babbies--hast seen _them_?" "Ay! But I can make nowt out of 'em. Mrs Eardley says as her's never seen no finer." "Doctor gone?" "That he has na'! He's bin up there all the blessed night, in his shirt-sleeves. I give him a stiff glass o' whisky at five o'clock and that's all as he's had." Charlie finished his gin. The pair stood silent. "Well," said Charlie, striking his leg. "Swelp me bob! It fair beats me! Twins! Who'd ha'thought it? Jos, lad, thou mayst be thankful as it isna' triplets. Never did I think, as I was footing it up here this morning, as it was twins I was coming to!" "Hast got that half quid in thy pocket?" "What half quid?" said Charlie, defensively. "Now then. Chuck us it over!" said Jos, suddenly harsh and overbearing. "I laid thee half quid as it 'ud be a wench," said Charlie, doggedly. "Thou'rt a liar, Charlie!" said Jos. "Thou laidst half a quid as it wasna' a boy." "Nay, nay!" Charlie shook his head. "And a boy it is!" Jos persisted. "It being a lad _and_ a wench," said Charlie, with a judicial air, "and me 'aving laid as it 'ud be a wench, I wins." In his accents and his gestures I could discern the mean soul, who on principle never paid until he was absolutely forced to pay. I could see also that Jos Myatt knew his man. "Thou laidst me as it wasna' a lad," Jos almost shouted. "And a lad it is, I tell thee." "_And_ a wench!" said Charlie; then shook his head. The wrangle proceeded monotonously, each party repeating over and over again the phrases of his own argument. I was very glad that Jos did not know me to be a witness of the making of the bet; otherwise I should assuredly have been summoned to give judgment. "Let's call it off, then," Charlie suggested at length. "That'll settle it. And it being twins--" "Nay, thou old devil, I'll none call it off. Thou owes me half a quid, and I'll have it out of thee." "Look ye here," Charlie said more softly. "I'll tell thee what'll settle it. Which on 'em come first, th' lad or th'wench?" "Th' wench come first," Jos Myatt admitted, with resentful reluctance, dully aware that defeat was awaiting him. "Well, then! Th' wench is thy eldest child. That's law, that is. And what was us betting about, Jos lad? Us was betting about thy eldest and no other. I'll admit as I laid it wasna' a lad, as thou sayst. And it _wasna'_ a lad. First come is eldest, and us was betting about eldest."