The Mating Impulse
By Edwin Balmer
Author of “The Peace Advocate,” “Under the Orion,” Etc.
A comedy of “The Cause”--which almost became a tragedy.
How an American girl became the most militant of militant
suffragists and narrowly escaped a chance for a hunger
strike in an English prison.
It was the day in autumn which, in Scotland and England, opens the
season for red grouse, the great game bird of the northern counties and
the highlands of heather; and at five o’clock in the glorious, clear
afternoon, the Northeastern’s extra train from London, hurrying special
parties of sportsmen to their Scotch shooting boxes, had gained the
wooded hills of Durham and Northumberland.
Peace and tranquillity--almost somnolency--lay over the land. Gentle
slopes of brown grain ripened in the sun; in meadows, red and white
cattle grazed; a few farmers envied the passing sportsmen from gardens
of late lettuce and greens. Beyond and all about were heavy woodlands,
deep green with the sun on oak leaves, burnished with the copper of
beeches and with the ground all dark with the shade of ancient, guarded
trees. A lane through them showed an English gentleman’s home unchanged
in four hundred years; the towers of a Norman cathedral asked no more
favors of the woods than it had eight centuries earlier, when
Northumberland knight and esquire looked to the stone summits from the
road upon which the train now ran. The sparkle of water sometimes shone
as the land lowered to the right. There was the North Sea; and if it
brought to the sportsmen disturbing thoughts of Germany beyond, it
showed them also a British dreadnaught steaming off the coast on watch.
The newspapers brought reports of grouse in unusual numbers; coveys
clouded the moors. As the train ran more silently, the eager yelp of the
bird dogs in the forward vans came to the men in the reserved
compartments. Servants entered to lift tea baskets down from the racks
heavy with guns; they lit spirit lamps and arranged sandwiches. The
English, upon the extra train for Scotland, sighed with deep content.
Andy Farnham, the American in Lord Morton’s party, alone marred the
universal satisfaction. He sat at his window--and the possession of a
forward window seat in a compartment with seven Englishmen proved him a
young man of no mean enterprise--disconsolate, discouraged. He was a
tall, lithe-shouldered gentleman of some twenty-five tanned summers,
with the firm hand of the racing motorist, the enviable poise of a man
who has survived a pair of monoplanes, and with the abiding faith in his
final fortunes which such repeated survival begets. Now, however,
between depths of despondency, he opened the pages of an English
quarterly review and read--in open disregard of his companions in the
compartment--an article by a leading German authority entitled “The
Psychology of the Suffragist Outbreaks.”
Anon, the English disported themselves after their fashion.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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