"I reckon you fellows might find something more cheerful to talk
about." Gunner Oke shifted his seat again, and threw a nervous
glance seaward.
"William Oke, William Oke, you'll never make a sojer! Now I mind
back in 'seventy-nine when the fleets of France an' Spain assembled
and come together agen us--sixty-six sail of the line, my billies,
besides frigates an' corvettes an' such-like small trade; an' the
folks at Plymouth blowing off their alarm-guns, an' the signals
flying from Maker Tower--a bloody flag at the masthead an' two blue
uns at the outriggers. Four days they laid to, in sight of the
assembled multitude of Looe, an' Squire Buller rode down to form us
up to oppose 'em. 'Hallo!' says the Squire, catching sight of me.
'Where's your gun? Don't begin for to tell me that a han'some,
well-set-up, intelligent chap like Israel Spettigew is for hangin'
back at his country's call!' 'Squire,' says I, 'you've a-pictered me
to a hair. But there's one thing you've left out. I've been turnin'
it over, an' I don't see that I'm fit to die.' 'Why not?' says he.
'I'm not a saved man like them other chaps,' says I. 'I've had a few
convictions of sin, but that's as far as it's gone.' 'Tut,' says he,
'have you ever broken the Commandments?' 'What's that?' I asks.
'Why, the things up at the end of the church, inside the rails.'
'I never married my gran'mother, if that's what you mean,' I says.
'That's the Affini-ety Table,' says he, 'but have 'ee ever made to
yourself a graven image?' 'Lord, no,' I says, 'I leaves that
nigglin' work to the I-talians.' 'Have 'ee honoured your father an'
your mother?' 'They took damgood care about that,' says I.
'Well, then, have 'ee ever coveted your neighbour's wife?' 'No,' I
says, 'I never could abide the woman.' 'Come, come,' says he, 'did
'ee ever commit murder upon a man?' 'That's a leadin' question from
a magistrate,' I says; 'but I don't mind ownin', as man to man, that
I never did.' 'Then,' says he, 'the sooner you pitch-to and larn the
better.'"
"The bloodthirsty old termigant!"
"'Twas the way of us all in the year 'seventy-nine," the old man
admitted modestly. "A few throats up or down--Lord bless 'ee!--we
talked of it as calm as William Oke might talk of killin' a pig!
And, after all, what's our trade here to-night but battery and
murder?"
"But 'tisn' the French we'm expectin'," urged Oke, whose mind moved
slowly.
"'Tis the same argyment with these billies from Troy. Troy an' Looe.
What's between the two in an ordinary way? A few miles; which to a
thoughtful mind is but mud and stones, with two-three churches and a
turnpike to keep us in mind of Adam's fall. Why, my own brother
married a maid from there!"
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