Urania (having made up her mind)
Go!-- Expect nothing more from me, but hate and malice.
McNaughten
Fine. I can easily do without your favors.
Jenny
Ah, cursed renegade. Most wicked man in the world. May Heaven punish
you and Hell confound you. By rights, we should strangle you.
(Aside)
Surely, he's been bewitched--he just isn't himself.
(Exit Urania and Jenny in great wrath)
McNaughten
Go with God, my princess. Choose more wisely where you form your rapid
attachments. But see, what rage, what an outburst of passion. Now I
feel a bit sorry, the Devil's tempting me. The maid had an appetizing
face.
Spruce (aside)
I'd better stop this.
(Aloud)
You've fought very bravely to the end--and one cannot praise your
strength too highly. But beware, they might come back. Who knows what
they will try next? So as not to have any more interruptions, let's go
into the hotel. Then, if you think me worthy of some employment, you
can give me something to do.
McNaughten
I am dying to see the woman I am going to marry. Curiosity, more than
love, pushes me on.
Spruce
After you've inspected your room and freshened up, I will gladly
escort you to her.
McNaughten
Good--wait until I return.
(Exit McNaughten to the hotel)
Spruce
I am going to find my master to find out what state things are in.
He'll look well in mourning. Courage, Spruce, be firm. Steady head,
steady hand. I will need all my skill.
CURTAIN
ACT II. Later that day.
Scene I. The same. Captain McNaughten, dressed in mourning enters, in
conversation with Spruce.
Spruce
Nothing is more surprising! Your resemblance to your twin passes
belief. You and he are really one. With you both dressed in black, no
one can tell the difference. I, your valet, cannot even be sure. So as
not to be deceived myself, let me put a mark on you. Give me your hat.
Captain (giving his hat to Spruce)
What do you intend to do?
Spruce (putting a yellow ribbon on the hat)
To put my mark on you, just like your father did, to better
distinguish you.
Captain
I think you're trying to make me laugh.
Spruce
I'm not joking. I could very easily make a mistake.
Captain
Mr. Torrington is already quite taken in. He met me right away, was
very obliging, and within the hour will pay me my money.
Spruce
What! He's going to pay over the entire inheritance? Sixty thousand
pounds.
Captain (airily)
The whole thing.
Spruce
What an honest man. But, let me tell you what has happened. On this
very spot, others have taken your twin for you. Urania did so, and so
did Jenny. Urania wanted to have him for dinner. He, surprised, not
knowing what to say, and taking it to be a trap for his virtue,
treated her very rudely, and was almost ready to fight with her. If I
hadn't made peace between them, there would have been a mortal battle
between man and woman.
Captain
Haven't they suspected the mistake?
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