McNaughten
Someone is dreaming--either you or me! What! You would have me believe
that I have already seen your daughter! When? How? Where?
Hastings
Right here--on this spot--a little while ago.
McNaughten
So, you're crazy. This will make me look like a person having
hallucinations, and I don't like that at all. However that may be, I
see her now. Whether it is the first or second time makes little
difference for our marriage.
Hastings (low)
At first, I thought this man was very intelligent.
McNaughten
Madame, they've boasted to me, in letters, about your attractions. I'm
quite content, seeing you, that all that was true. But, in some cases,
temperament doesn't go together with beauty. It's up to you to cure my
apprehensions on that score. I will give my verdict, after you have
spoken.
Flavella (aside)
I don't understand him. His mind is troubled.
McNaughten
I love men of spirit more than any man in England. I, myself, am
brilliant without study. I find that study is the perfect way to spoil
one's youth--besides being no use, whatever. So, I've never stuck my
nose in a book. When a gentleman knows how to ride and steer his
horse, drink, sign his name,--he is as wise a gentleman as the late
Cicero.
Hastings
Will you take a position at court or in the Army?
McNaughten
My mind is not made up. Court has many powerful attractions--provided
the routine doesn't fatigue me. War also has its attractions. Because
savants versed in astrology have assured me that I will live to be at
least a hundred, necessarily I will not die on the battle field. My
name will be famous throughout Europe. But still, there are so few
wars these days. I really want to fulfill my destiny. If I only knew
what it was. I really love to live.
Spruce
You are very wise.
Flavella
What a speech! What nonsense! Am I really listening to the man I love?
McNaughten
What's wrong? You appear surprised--as if I'd said something crazy.
You look to me (addressing Flavella) --let's speak openly--as if you
have little intention of heeding any lesson from your husband.
Flavella (icily)
I know what my duty is as an engaged woman.
McNaughten
To be sure, I think you are virtuous and prudent. But you've got an
amorous and sly look about you that doesn't augur well for me in the
future. Without being a fortune teller, I predict you are planning
some little trick to play on me in the future. True? What do you say?
Hastings
Sir, fear nothing. My daughter always behaves herself properly.
McNaughten
The sly ones always behave with great propriety.
Flavella
Heavens! Can he say this to my face? Father, let me leave. This
gentleman flatters me too much. His tender compliments allow me to
understand his sentiments only too well.
(Exit Flavella before her father can reply)
Hastings (aside)
I thought at first my son-in-law had beautiful manners.
McNaughten
Women don�t' really like sincerity very much.
Spruce
You don't flatter them.
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