Spruce
He's suffering from amnesia and cannot recall a thing. Neither what
he's done nor the people he's seen. Talking to him about the past is
not only useless but crazy. His name itself, his very own name, he
sometimes forgets!
Bronlow
Heavens, what are you telling me? What a sad event. But how could he,
at his young age?
Spruce
How? (puzzled momentarily) How? He lost it in the war--in a battery
with the cannon roaring with such fury that it made a commotion in his
head--which prevents him from remembering anything. In his weak head--
this tender membrane. Oh, you cannot understand the effect of a
cannon.
Bronlow (very decently)
I am terribly sorry for what has befallen you, but I assure you that
you do owe me this money.
McNaughten
I can see very clearly that reason has taken leave of you.
Bronlow
Sir, try to recall those uniforms I supplied you with.
McNaughten
Uniforms to me! Go collect your imaginary bills elsewhere. I haven't
the time to listen to your nonsense. You are an old fool.
Bronlow
I am a clothes merchant. My name is Bronlow incorporated, and I am a
churchwarden. If you've lost your memory, the articles are listed in
the bill of sale, which if you would kindly read, will inform you--
(Presenting a bill of sale to McNaughten)
McNaughten (tearing it up and throwing the pieces in Bronlow's face)
Here, take your foolish bill of sale! I've done with it.
Spruce (to Bronlow, who is horrified)
Oh, sir, against a madman, it is useless to contend.
Bronlow (gathering up the pieces)
To tear up a bill of sale; to throw it in my face. You are a cheater!
McNaughten (ready to attack Bronlow)
Me? A cheater?
Spruce (putting himself between them)
Gentlemen--please--
Bronlow
I will show you.
Spruce (to Bronlow)
Not so much noise. Consider the state to which he has been reduced.
Bronlow
To tear up a receipt!
Spruce
Not such a big thing.
Bronlow
It's a frightful crime--worthy of transportation.
McNaughten
Let me pull his ears!
Spruce
Leave him alone. What would you do to a poor churchwarden?
(To Bronlow)
If you argue any more something terrible may happen.
Bronlow
I want to be paid. I don't give a damn about the rest.
Spruce (to Bronlow)
Leave, sir, leave. Do you want to rekindle the flames in his
overheated mind with your screaming?
Bronlow
Very well--I will leave. But before an hour has passed, I am going to
make him change his tune. Your humble servant.
(Exit Mr. Bronlow)
Spruce
What's the use of getting irritated by a madman?
McNaughten
What? Does he seek me out to be the butt of his impertinences? Let him
take his extravagances down another road. Let's go to Mr. Torrington
without waiting any further.
Spruce
Presently sir, now it would be a wasted effort. He isn't home, but
he'll be back soon. In a little while, I'll return and take you to see
him. A certain pressing duty calls me away suddenly.
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