DAVID
No----
[_He suddenly catches sight of two figures entering from the
left--FRAU QUIXANO and KATHLEEN clad in their best, and wearing
tiny American flags in honour of Independence Day. KATHLEEN
escorts the old lady, with the air of a guardian angel, on her
slow, tottering course toward DAVID. FRAU QUIXANO is puffing and
panting after the many stairs. DAVID jumps up in surprise,
releases the violin-case to MENDEL._]
They at my symphony!
MENDEL
Mother _would_ come--even though, being _Shabbos_, she had to walk.
DAVID
But wasn't she shocked at my playing on the Sabbath?
MENDEL
No--that's the curious part of it. She said that even as a boy you
played your fiddle on _Shabbos_, and that if the Lord has stood it all
these years, He must consider you an exception.
DAVID
You see! She's more sensible than you thought. I daresay whatever I
were to do she'd consider me an exception.
MENDEL [_In sullen acquiescence_]
I suppose geniuses _are_.
KATHLEEN [_Reaching them; panting with admiration and breathlessness_]
Oh, Mr. David! it was like midnight mass! But the misthress was ashleep.
DAVID
Asleep!
[_Laughs half-merrily, half-sadly._]
Ha! Ha! Ha!
FRAU QUIXANO [_Panting and laughing in response_]
He! He! He! _Dovidel lacht widder._ He! He! He!
[_She touches his arm affectionately, but feeling his wet coat,
utters a cry of horror._]
_Du bist nass!_
DAVID
_Es ist gor nicht_, Granny--my clothes are thick.
[_She fusses over him, wiping him down with her gloved hand._]
MENDEL
But what brought you up here, Kathleen?
KATHLEEN
Sure, not the elevator. The misthress said 'twould be breaking the
_Shabbos_ to ride up in it.
DAVID [_Uneasily_]
But did---did Miss Revendal send you up?
KATHLEEN
And who else should be axin' the misthress if she wasn't proud of Mr.
David? Faith, she's a sweet lady.
MENDEL [_Impatiently_]
Don't chatter, Kathleen.
KATHLEEN
But, Mr. Quixano----!
DAVID [_Sweetly_]
Please take your mistress down again--don't let her walk.
KATHLEEN
But _Shabbos_ isn't out yet!
MENDEL
Chattering again!
DAVID [_Gently_]
There's no harm, Kathleen, in going _down_ in the elevator.
KATHLEEN
Troth, I'll egshplain to her that droppin' down isn't ridin'.
DAVID [_Smiling_]
Yes, tell her dropping down is natural--not _work_, like flying up.
[_Kathleen begins to move toward the stairs, explaining to FRAU
QUIXANO._]
And, Kathleen! You'll get her some refreshments.
KATHLEEN [_Turns, glaring_]
Refrishments, is it? Give her refrishments where they mix the mate with
the butther plates! Oh, Mr. David!
[_She moves off toward the stairs in reproachful sorrow._]
MENDEL [_Smiling_]
I'll get her some coffee.
DAVID [_Smiling_]
Yes, that'll keep her awake. Besides, Pappelmeister was so sure the
people wouldn't understand me, he's relaxing them on Gounod and Rossini.
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