The Memoirs of a Swine in the Land of Kultur; or, How it Felt to be a Prisoner of WarMuse, Benjamin
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The Memoirs of a Swine in the Land of Kultur; or, How it Felt to be a Prisoner of War
Muse, Benjamin
World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives; World War, 1914-1918 -- Prisoners and prisons, German
I was seldom accosted. I nearly ran into an old gentleman in a forest
on one occasion, however. He was a thin, academic-looking old chap,
wearing glasses and a frock coat, and carrying a cane. What brought
him to the forest at that unseemly hour I have never been able to
imagine. It was just after midnight and the darkness was so dense that
we could neither of us see the other until we were within a few inches
proximity, and the mossy earth so effectually concealed the sound of
our footsteps that we narrowly averted a collision.
“_Donnerwetter!_”[9] he screamed in a squeaky voice, throwing up his
hands and dropping his cane.
I was startled too, but finding him quite harmless, I bade him: “_Guten
Abend!_”[10] and, laughing, walked on.
Everywhere through this farming country I saw prisoners of war at work,
often more numerous than the German laborers. Like faithful slaves in
the small farmyards or like gangs of convicts on the big estates, they
carried on constantly the work of the absent German men and tilled
Germany’s soil. With dull and hardened faces and uniforms stained and
patched until Cossack was scarcely distinguishable from _chasseur_,
they drudged wearily on.
I was arrested by an animated scene on the rye fields of a big estate.
About thirty English, French, and Russian prisoners with a sprinkling
of Polish girls were harvesting and threshing the rye. The sun was
scorching hot, and their faces were black with dust and perspiration
as they bent over the big, relentless machine. The sole German on the
scene, a fat sentry, was sitting on a bench in the shade of a tree,
sipping a glass of beer!
FOOTNOTES:
[9] Exclamation about equal to “Good Heavens!”
[10] Good evening.
CHAPTER XII
_I Encounter a Don Quixote and Fall a Victim to His Prowess_
The success which I seemed to have with my civilian disguise gradually
led me to assume a bolder attitude. I began to stroll nonchalantly
along the main roads and even entered public houses and tobacco shops,
buying cigars and bottles of beer to drink with my meals. It was this
boldness which later caused my downfall.
It was the afternoon of the third day and I was resting beside that
fateful thoroughfare which runs from the village of Alt Pokrent to the
town of Gadebusch, when one of those dazzling creatures which belonged
to the mounted German _Landpolizei_ rode up. I had passed two of them
during the day without attracting any special attention, so I hoped to
be able to ignore this one and coolly lit a cigar.
I was looking the other way, but I heard tremulously as he drew up his
horse. I thought of flight, but a high bank stared me in the face. I
glanced timidly around. He was curling his mustache and gazing at my
feet.
“_Guten Abend_,” he began politely.
I wished him a “_Guten Abend_.”
Privately I wished him many other things.
“Are you--er--a traveller?” he began slowly.
“_Nein_, I am only going as far as Gadebusch.”
“Where is your home?”
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