"What were you doing behind Madame--?" said I. "I am sure you saw nothing, or anybody else either." "No, because when I saw the beginning of your manoeuvres, and guessed what was coming, I stood in such a way that neither the Lambertini or the pretty niece could see you. I can guess what your goal was, and I must say I admire your hearty appetite. But your wretched victim appears to be rather angry." "Oh! my dear fellow, that's all the affectation of an old maid. She may pretend to be put out, but as she kept quiet the whole time I am certain she would be glad to begin all over again." "I think so, too, in her heart of hearts; but her pride might suggest that you had been lacking in respect, and the suggestion would be by no means groundless." "Respect, you say; but must one not always be lacking in respect to women when one wants to come to the point?" "Quite so, but there's a distinction between what lovers may do when they are together, and what is proper in the presence of a mixed company." "Yes, but I snatched four distinct favours from her, without the least opposition; had I not therefore good reasons for taking her consent for granted?" "You reason well, but you see she is out of humour with you. She wants to speak to me to-morrow, and I have no doubt that you will be the subject of our conversation." "Possibly, but still I should think she would not speak to you of the comic piece of business; it would be very silly of her." "Why so? You don't know these pious women. They are brought up by Jesuits, who often give them some good lessons on the subject, and they are delighted to confess to a third party; and these confessions with a seasoning of tears gives them in their own eyes quite a halo of saintliness." "Well, let her tell you if she likes. We shall see what comes of it." "Possibly she may demand satisfaction; in which case I shall be glad to do my best for her." "You make me laugh! I can't imagine what sort of satisfaction she could claim, unless she wants to punish me by the 'Lex talionis', which would be hardly practicable without a repetition of the original offence. If she had not liked the game, all she had to do was to give me a push which would have sent me backwards." "Yes, but that would have let us know what you had been trying to do." "Well, if it comes to that, the slightest movement would have rendered the whole process null and void; but as it was she stood in the proper position as quiet as a lamb; nothing could be easier." "It's an amusing business altogether. But did you notice that the Lambertini was angry with you, too? She, perhaps, saw what you were doing, and felt hurt." "Oh! she has got another cause of complaint against me. We have fallen out, and I am leaving her this evening." "Really?"