The Memoirs of Mr. Charles J. YellowplushThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Memoirs of Mr. Charles J. Yellowplush
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Didactic fiction; England -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Master and servant -- Fiction
It may praps appear curious that such a fashnabble man should live in
the Temple; but it must be recklected, that it's not only lawyers who
live in what's called the Ins of Cort. Many batchylers, who have nothink
to do with lor, have here their loginx; and many sham barrysters, who
never put on a wig and gownd twise in their lives, kip apartments in the
Temple, instead of Bon Street, Pickledilly, or other fashnabble places.
Frinstance, on our stairkis (so these houses are called), there was
8 sets of chamberses, and only 3 lawyers. These was bottom floar,
Screwson, Hewson, and Jewson, attorneys; fust floar, Mr. Sergeant
Flabber--opsite, Mr. Counslor Bruffy; and secknd pair, Mr. Haggerstony,
an Irish counslor, praktising at the Old Baly, and lickwise what they
call reporter to the Morning Post nyouspapper. Opsite him was wrote
MR. RICHARD BLEWITT;
and on the thud floar, with my master, lived one Mr. Dawkins.
This young fellow was a new comer into the Temple, and unlucky it was
for him too--he'd better have never been born; for it's my firm apinion
that the Temple ruined him--that is, with the help of my master and Mr.
Dick Blewitt: as you shall hear.
Mr. Dawkins, as I was gave to understand by his young man, had just left
the Universary of Oxford, and had a pretty little fortn of his own--six
thousand pound, or so--in the stox. He was jest of age, an orfin who
had lost his father and mother; and having distinkwished hisself at
Collitch, where he gained seffral prices, was come to town to push his
fortn, and study the barryster's bisness.
Not bein of a very high fammly hisself--indeed, I've heard say his
father was a chismonger, or somethink of that lo sort--Dawkins was glad
to find his old Oxford frend, Mr. Blewitt, yonger son to rich Squire
Blewitt, of Listershire, and to take rooms so near him.
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