The Mermaid of Druid Lake, and Other StoriesBump, Charles Weathers
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The Mermaid of Druid Lake, and Other Stories
Bump, Charles Weathers
Fiction; Short stories
SHE--I know you're a flirt.
HE--Never! I've got my fingers crossed.
SHE--Those eyes of yours were not made for nothing.
HE--Neither were yours. Jack said so last night. By the by, he's a
capital fellow. I'll never get over being grateful to him for bringing
us together.
SHE--I think he's just fine.
HE--You're speaking very zealously. Do you know I'm almost jealous of
him when I hear you talk like that.
SHE--I'm a loyal champion for my friends, you'll find. I have but few,
and those I keep.
HE--Do you ever add to the list?
SHE--That's for you to discover.
HE--Count me in, please.
SHE--Well--I'm willing to try to do so.
HE--Thanks, awfully. By the way, they've pledged me their word that a
copy of that novel will be here tomorrow. May I bring it around Sunday
evening?
SHE--Why, I could be reading the book all day Sunday.
HE--Then I'll make it tomorrow night. Will that suit?
SHE--I have no engagement, and will be glad to have you.
HE--Good-bye until then.
VIII.
(Thursday, December 6.)
HE--Madison 7-9-3-1-m, please. Yes. Is that Mr. Pratt's? Is Miss
Genevieve there?
SHE--No, she is not in. Who shall I tell her called?
HE--You didn't disguise your voice, Miss Genevieve? I knew you right
away.
SHE--I thought I might learn something, Mr. Vincent.
HE--I might have told my real name.
SHE--That would have been disastrous.
HE--It would, if I had started confessing things.
SHE--What's the matter? Have you anything on your conscience?
HE--Not my conscience, but my heart.
SHE--There you go again. You promised me last night at the Academy you
wouldn't jolly any more.
HE--I haven't. I'm desperately in earnest. I swear it.
SHE--I wish I could believe you.
HE--Why don't you?
SHE--It might disturb my peace of mind.
HE--Would that be so bad?
SHE--Um-m-m-m-m, maybe.
HE--I can see those mocking eyes of yours now.
SHE--I don't like that, Mr. Vincent. That's rude.
HE--I'll beg your pardon when next I can look at you. That reminds me.
Have you anything on for tomorrow night?
SHE--Um-m-m, no.
HE--I'd like to take you to Albaugh's. You've seen a musical comedy at
the Academy, and a serious drama at Ford's, and it might be well to take
a dash into "vodevil" before the week is over.
SHE--Do you know you're too good to me. I can never repay you.
HE--Yes, you can. By agreeing to go every time I ask.
SHE--Haven't I done it?
HE--Yes, you've never failed me. It's settled, then, for "vodevil?"
SHE--Come early and avoid the rush.
HE--And can you stay late? Because--well, I thought you might like a
bite to eat at the Stafford after the show.
SHE--Another of your surprises. Do you treat all of the girls so finely?
HE--No; only you.
SHE--Bluffer! Goodbye.
IX.
(Monday, January 21, 1907.)
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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