The Merman and the Figure-HeadGuernsey, Clara F. (Clara Florida)
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The Merman and the Figure-Head
Guernsey, Clara F. (Clara Florida)
Children's stories; Fantasy fiction; Mermaids -- Juvenile fiction
It was the summer vacation in the sea land. All the commencements in the
mer colleges were just over. All the presidents of those institutions
had made their speeches in languages dead and alive, and told all their
classes what an enormous responsibility rested upon them, how they were
bound to “go forward,” and “to conquer,” and to “build themselves up,”
and to “develop themselves,” and be “leaders of their kind,” and, in
short, do something in proportion to the expense bestowed on their
education. This is a way they have in sea land. But naturally in the sea
they take things cooler than we can on land, and you wouldn’t believe
how very little difference the advent of all these expensively got up
young mermen made in the water world if you had not been there to see.
Now the old mer professor hadn’t had a very comfortable time. His class
that year was rather a stupid one, and with all the pains he could take
and all the “coaches” they could use they hadn’t passed a very good
examination in magic. One young gentleman upon whom he had thought he
could certainly depend being told to make himself invisible, which is a
very difficult problem, had made a mistake, used the wrong formula, and
by accident transformed the whole Board of Examiners, who were not
expecting any such thing, into cuttle-fishes. There was dreadful
confusion for a few minutes, for the student couldn’t remember how to
turn them back again, and as the spell could not be undone by any one
else, the members of the board got all tangled up together, while the
professor, in an awful temper, was trying to teach the young man the
right formula.
[Illustration: “And by accident transformed the whole board of examiners
into cuttle-fishes.”]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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