The Merrie Tales of Jacques TournebrocheFrance, Anatole
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The Merrie Tales of Jacques Tournebroche
France, Anatole
France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English
“I have a magic hat,” said he, “made of a sea-calf’s skin, which renders
me invisible. I will set it on my head, and to-morrow, whenas King Hugo
is seated at meat, I will eat up his fish and drink down his wine, I
will tweak his nose and buffet his ears. Not knowing whom or what
to blame, he will clap all his serving-men in gaol and scourge them
sore,--and we shall laugh.”
“For me,” declared Huon de Bordeaux, whose turn it was, “for me, I am
so nimble I will trip up to the King and cut off his beard and eyebrows
without his knowing aught about the matter. ‘T is a piece of sport I
will show you to-morrow. And I shall have no need of a sea-calf hat
either!”
Doolin de Mayence made his brag too. He promised to eat up in one
hour all the figs and all the oranges and all the lemons in the King’s
orchards.
Next the Due Naisme said in this wise:
“By my faith! _I_ will go into the banquet hall, I will catch up flagons
and cups of gold and fling them so high they will never light down again
save to tumble into the moon.”
Bernard de Brabant then lifted his great voice:
“I will do better yet,” he roared. “Ye know the river that flows by
Constantinople is broad and deep, for it is come nigh its mouth by then,
after traversing Egypt, Babylon, and the Earthly Paradise. Well, I will
turn it from its bed and make it flood the Great Square of the City.”
Gérard de Viane said:
“Put a dozen knights in line of array. And I will tumble all the twelve
on their noses, only by the wind of my sword.”
It was the Count Roland laid the twelfth wager, in the fashion
following:
“I will take my horn, I will go forth of the city and I will blow such a
blast all the gates of the town will drop from their hinges.”
Olivier alone had said no word yet. He was young and courteous, and the
Emperor loved him dearly.
“Olivier, my son,” he asked, “will you not make your brag like the rest
of us?”
“Right willingly, sire,” Olivier replied.
“Do you know the name of Hercules of Greece?”
“Yea, I have heard some discourse of him,” said Charlemagne. “He was an
idol of the misbelievers, like the false god Mahound.”
“Not so, sire,” said Olivier. “Hercules of Greece was a knight among
the Pagans and King of a Pagan kingdom. He was a gallant champion and
stoutly framed in all his limbs. Visiting the Court of a certain Emperor
who had fifty daughters, virgins, he wedded them all on one and the same
night, and that so well and throughly that next morning they all avowed
themselves well-contented women and with naught left to learn. He had
not slighted ever a one of them. Well, sire, an you will, I will lay my
wager to do after the fashion of Hercules of Greece.”
“Nay, beware, Olivier, my son,” cried the Emperor, “beware what you do;
the thing would be a sin. I felt sure this King Hercules was a Saracen!”
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