The Merrie Tales of Jacques TournebrocheFrance, Anatole
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The Merrie Tales of Jacques Tournebroche
France, Anatole
France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English
While her Confessor was abroad, Madame Violante led the same life as
before. And when Messire Philippe pressed her: “Were it not well to take
our pleasure together?” she would answer: “Nay! ‘t is too hot. Look at
the weathercock if the wind will not change anon.” And the good folk
who watched her ways were in despair of her ever giving a proper pair
of horns to her crabbed old husband. “‘T is a sin and a shame!” they
declared.
On his return from Italy Brother Jean Turelure presented himself before
Madame Violante and told her he had brought what she desired.
“Look, madame,” he said, and drew from under his gown a death’s-head.
“Here, madame, is your mirror. This death’s-head was given me for that
of the prettiest woman in all Venice. She was what you are, and you will
be much like her anon.”
Madame Violante, mastering her surprise and horror, answered the good
Father in a well-assured voice that she understood the lesson he would
teach her and she would not fail to profit thereby.
“I shall aye have present in my mind, good Brother, the mirror you
have brought me from Venice, wherein I see my likeness not as I am at
present, but as doubtless I soon shall be. I promise you to govern my
behaviour by this salutary thought.”
Brother Jean Turelure was far from expecting such pious words. He
expressed some satisfaction.
“So, madame,” he murmured, “you see yourself the need of altering your
ways. You promise me henceforth to govern your behaviour by the thought
this fleshless skull hath brought home to you. Will you not make the
same promise to God as you have to me?”
She asked if indeed she must, and he assured her it behoved her so to
do.
“Well, I will give this promise then,” she declared.
“Madame, this is very well. There is no going back on your word now.”
“I shall not go back on it, never fear.”
Having won this binding promise, Brother Jean Turelure left the place,
radiant with satisfaction. And as he went from the house, he cried out
loud in the street:
“Here is a good work done! By Our Lord God’s good help, I have turned
and set in the way toward the gate of Paradise a lady, who, albeit not
sinning precisely in the way of fornication spoken of by the Prophet,
yet was wont to employ for men’s temptation the clay whereof the Creator
had kneaded her that she might serve and adore him withal. She will
forsake these naughty habits to adopt a better life. I have throughly
changed her. Praise be to God!”
Hardly had the good Brother gone down the stairs when Messire Philippe
de Coetquis ran up them and scratched at Madame Violante’s door. She
welcomed him with a beaming smile, and led him into a closet, furnished
with carpets and cushions galore, wherein he had never been admitted
before. From this he augured well. He offered her sweetmeats he had in a
box.
“Here be sugar-plums to suck, madame; they are sweet and sugared, but
not so sweet as your lips.”
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