The Merry Men, and Other Tales and FablesStevenson, Robert Louis
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The Merry Men, and Other Tales and Fables
Stevenson, Robert Louis
Boys -- Fiction; Great Britain -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction; Paranormal fiction; Treasure troves -- Fiction
The midday meal was excellent. There was a ripe melon, a fish from the
river in a memorable Bearnaise sauce, a fat fowl in a fricassee, and a
dish of asparagus, followed by some fruit. The Doctor drank half a
bottle _plus_ one glass, the wife half a bottle _minus_ the same
quantity, which was a marital privilege, of an excellent Côte-Rôtie,
seven years old. Then the coffee was brought, and a flask of Chartreuse
for madame, for the Doctor despised and distrusted such decoctions; and
then Aline left the wedded pair to the pleasures of memory and
digestion.
“It is a very fortunate circumstance, my cherished one,” observed the
Doctor—“this coffee is adorable—a very fortunate circumstance upon the
whole—Anastasie, I beseech you, go without that poison for to-day; only
one day, and you will feel the benefit, I pledge my reputation.”
“What is this fortunate circumstance, my friend?” inquired Anastasie,
not heeding his protest, which was of daily recurrence.
“That we have no children, my beautiful,” replied the Doctor. “I think
of it more and more as the years go on, and with more and more
gratitude towards the Power that dispenses such afflictions. Your
health, my darling, my studious quiet, our little kitchen delicacies,
how they would all have suffered, how they would all have been
sacrificed! And for what? Children are the last word of human
imperfection. Health flees before their face. They cry, my dear; they
put vexatious questions; they demand to be fed, to be washed, to be
educated, to have their noses blown; and then, when the time comes,
they break our hearts, as I break this piece of sugar. A pair of
professed egoists, like you and me, should avoid offspring, like an
infidelity.”
“Indeed!” said she; and she laughed. “Now, that is like you—to take
credit for the thing you could not help.”
“My dear,” returned the Doctor, solemnly, “we might have adopted.”
“Never!” cried madame. “Never, Doctor, with my consent. If the child
were my own flesh and blood, I would not say no. But to take another
person’s indiscretion on my shoulders, my dear friend, I have too much
sense.”
“Precisely,” replied the Doctor. “We both had. And I am all the better
pleased with our wisdom, because—because—” He looked at her sharply.
“Because what?” she asked, with a faint premonition of danger.
“Because I have found the right person,” said the Doctor firmly, “and
shall adopt him this afternoon.”
Anastasie looked at him out of a mist. “You have lost your reason,” she
said; and there was a clang in her voice that seemed to threaten
trouble.
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