The Merry-Thought: or the Glass-Window and Bog-House Miscellany. Parts 2, 3 and 4Hurlothrumbo
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The Merry-Thought: or the Glass-Window and Bog-House Miscellany. Parts 2, 3 and 4
Hurlothrumbo
English poetry -- 18th century; Graffiti -- England -- History -- 18th century
This Dance foretells that Couple’s Life,
Who mean to dance as Man and Wife;
As here, they’ll first with Vigour set,
Give Hands, and turn whene’er they meet;
But soon will quit their former Track,
Cast off and end in Back to Back.
_From the Angel Tavern, Temple-Bar._
’Tis hard! ’tis wonderous hard!
That the Life of a Man
Should be but a Span,
And that of a Woman a Yard!
_From a Watch-Maker’s Window, Fleet-Street._
Here Time is bought and sold: ’Tis plain, my Friend,
My Clocks and Watches shew what I intend;
For you I Time correct,
My Time I spend;
By Time I live,
But not one Inch will lend,
Except you pay the ready down or send:
I trust no Time,
Unless the Times do mend.
_On a Watch-Case in a Gentleman’s Pocket, given him by a Lady._
The Wretched pray to make more Haste,
The Happy say we fly too fast;
Therefore impossible to know,
Whether I go too fast or slow.
S. M.
_At Hollyhead, I suppose, written by some Creation-Mender._
Arra, now what signifies the making the two great Lights?
The Sun to light the Day, and the Moons to light the Nights:
For the Sun in the Day-Time there is no Occasion,
Because I can see very well after my Persuasion:
But for the Moons, they are very good in a dark Night,
Because when we cannot see they give us a Light.
_Crown at Harlow._
Rail at your Father, rail at your Mother,
Rail at your Sister, rail at your Brother,
Rail on, my Boys, and rail at one another.
_Underwritten._
Rail as you say, and you’ll be all railed in.
_Written upon the Wall of Clements-Inn, when the Dial was put up
which is supported by a black Slave in a kneeling Posture._
In vain poor sable Son of Woe,
Thou seek’st a tender Ear;
In vain thy Tears with Anguish flow,
For Mercy dwells not here:
From Cannibals thou fly’st in vain,
Lawyers less Quarter give;
The first won’t eat you till you’re slain,
The last will do’t alive.
_Hampstead on a Window._
I am a Dog ----
In true Fidelity
I am a Sun ----
In faithful Constancy:
I am a Stote, ----
To please a lustful Lass;
I am a Hog, ----
And you may kiss my A----se.
But if my _Celia_ comes within my Ken;
Then I shall be again like other Men.
_On another at the same Place._
My Wife says, Whither do you go?
And I return, my dear, I do not know;
Then d----n your Blood, says she, to use me thus;
And then I call her catterwauling Puss.
_Hampton-Court, at the Mitre._
A Ramp of very noted Name,
I need not say, for all Men know her Fame,
Lascivious, as the human Race could be,
She could not see a Man, but fell in Extasy.
_On a dyer’s Sign at Southwark._
I die to live,
I live to die,
And hope to live eternally.
_At the Star at Coventry._
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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