“Warn me?” laughed Oliver. “What they did was to get in with me and
ride a block or two, out of sight of the crowd; and then I slipped them
a ten-dollar bill and they got out.”
To which Montague responded, “Oh, I see!”
They turned into a broad macadamized road, and here were more autos,
and more dust, and more racing. Now and then they crossed a trolley or
a railroad track, and here was always a warning sign; but Oliver must
have had some occult way of knowing that the track was clear, for he
never seemed to slow up. Now and then they came to villages, and did
reduce speed; but from the pace at which they went through, the
villagers could not have suspected it.
And then came another adventure. The road was in repair, and was very
bad, and they were picking their way, when suddenly a young man who had
been walking on a side path stepped out before them, and drew a red
handkerchief from his pocket, and faced them, waving it. Oliver
muttered an oath.
“What’s the matter?” cried his brother.
“We’re arrested!” he exclaimed.
“What!” gasped the other. “Why, we were not going at all.”
“I know,” said Oliver; “but they’ve got us all the same.”
He must have made up his mind at one glance that the case was hopeless,
for he made no attempt to put on speed, but let the young man step
aboard as they reached him.
“What is it?” Oliver demanded.
“I have been sent out by the Automobile Association,” said the
stranger, “to warn you that they have a trap set in the next town. So
watch out.”
And Oliver gave a gasp, and said, “Oh! Thank you!” The young man
stepped off, and they went ahead, and he lay back in his seat and shook
with laughter.
“Is that common?” his brother asked, between laughs.
“It happened to me once before,” said Oliver. “But I’d forgotten it
completely.”
They proceeded very slowly; and when they came to the outskirts of the
village they went at a funereal pace, while the car throbbed in
protest. In front of a country store they saw a group of loungers
watching them, and Oliver said, “There’s the first part of the trap.
They have a telephone, and somewhere beyond is a man with another
telephone, and beyond that a man to stretch a rope across the road.”
“What would they do with you?” asked the other.
“Haul you up before a justice of the peace, and fine you anywhere from
fifty to two hundred and fifty dollars. It’s regular highway
robbery—there are some places that boast of never levying taxes; they
get all their money out of us!”
Oliver pulled out his watch. “We’re going to be late to lunch, thanks
to these delays,” he said. He added that they were to meet at the
“Hawk’s Nest,” which he said was an “automobile joint.”
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