Middle West -- Fiction; Real estate developers -- Fiction; Suburbs -- Fiction
THAT green bronze swan of the fountain in the broad yard next door to
the Oliphants’ should have been given a new interpretation this season;
the open beak, forever addressing itself obliquely to the eastern sky,
might well have been thought to complain to heaven of the spiteful
hanging on of winter. It was a winter that long outwore its welcome, and
then kept returning like a quarrelsome guest forcing his way back to
renew argument after repeated ejectments;—the Shelbys’ swan was
fortunate to be of bronze, for a wet snow filled that
exasperated-looking beak of his choke-full one morning a month after the
lilacs had shown green buds along their stems. Then, adding mockery to
assault, this grotesque weather spent hour after hour patiently
constructing a long goatee of ice upon the helpless bird.
Martha Shelby knocked it off late in the afternoon, though by that time
the western sun had begun to make all icicles into opals, radiant with
frozen fire and beautiful. “Insulting thing!” Martha said, as she
brought the ferrule of her umbrella resentfully against the icicle,
which broke into pieces that clattered lightly down to the stone basin
below. “Of all the Smart Alecks I ever knew I think the worst one’s the
weather!”
Her companion, a thin young man with an astrakhan collar to his skirted
long overcoat, assented negligently. He had happened to overtake her as
she walked up National Avenue from downtown, and was evidently disposed
to extend the casual encounter at least as far as her door, for he went
on with her in that direction as he spoke.
“Yes, I dare say. Nature, in general, has a way of taking liberties with
us that we wouldn’t tolerate from our most intimate friends. I suspect
if we got at the truth of things we’d find that most of our legislation
is really an attempt to prevent Nature from getting the better of us.”
“Murder!” said Martha. “That’s too deep for me, Harlan! Let’s go on
talking about poor old Dan and things I can understand. Come into the
house and I’ll give you some tea; you’re the only man-citizen I know in
town who likes tea. I ought to warn you that papa thinks there’s
something queer about you since that day after the matinée when you came
in and had tea with me. He thought it was bad enough, your being at the
matinée—papa says if an old man is seen at a matinée it looks as if
he’s gone bankrupt and doesn’t care, but if it’s a young man he must be
out of a job and too lazy to look for a new one—and for any man not
only to go to a matinée, but to drink tea afterwards, well, papa was
terribly mystified about anybody named Oliphant doing such a thing! He
can’t imagine a man’s consenting to drink tea except to help fight off a
chill.”
“Oh, I know!” Harlan said. “I realize it’s a terrible thing for one to
do, only three generations away from the pioneers.”
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