Middle West -- Fiction; Real estate developers -- Fiction; Suburbs -- Fiction
“You listen to me,” the old man said;—“that is, unless you got the
habit of talkin’ so much you _can’t_ listen! You been tellin’ the men
that run this town quite a few things about our own business lately;
it’s time somebody told you something about your own. You’re a good deal
like your grandfather Savage used to be before your grandmother sat on
him and never let him up. He was always wantin’ to put his money into
any fool thing and lose it, until she did that, and I hear she tried to
stop _you_, but you didn’t have the gumption to see she’s right. Now,
look here: I’ve been here since there was a population of seven hundred
people chillin’ every other day, eatin’ quinine by the handful, and
draggin’ one foot after the other out of two-foot mud if they had to get
off a horse and walk anywhere. Last census we had a hundred and eighty
thousand. I’ve seen it all! D’you expect you can tell _me_ anything
about this town?”
“No, sir; not about the history of it or anything that’s past. But about
the future——”
“You listen!” Shelby commanded irascibly. “You come around here blowin’
out your chest and tellin’ us old settlers that this town has grown
some——”
“No, sir; I know you know all about that a thousand times better’n I do.
I only use it to prove the town’s goin’ to keep _on_ growin’. Why, Mr.
Shelby, ten years from now——”
“Great Gee-mun-nently!” the old man shouted. “Can’t you listen at _all?_
Of _course_ it’s goin’ to keep on growin’, but not the way you think it
is. It’s already reached its land size, or mighty near it, because
there’s plenty vacant lots inside the city limits—hunderds and hunderds
of ’em—and people want to live near their business; they don’t want to
go way out in the country where there ain’t any sewers nor any gas nor
city water.”
“But they’ll _get_ all that, Mr. Shelby. They will as soon as there’s
enough of ’em to make it pay the water company and the gas company to
run their pipes out; and there’d _be_ enough of ’em, if you’d lay even a
single track out to——”
“Out to Ranse Ornaby’s frog pond!” the old man interrupted angrily. “You
think if I’d throw away a hundred thousand dollars like so much dirt,
that’d bring the millennium to the old hog-wallow, do you, young man?
Look out that window behind you. What’s the biggest thing you see?”
“The First National Bank Building.”
“Yes, sir. Eleven stories high, and the Sheridan Trust Company’s got
plans to put up a block higher’n that. People’ll build up in the air,
not only for business, but to live in flats, but they won’t go ’way out
to a hog-wallow in the country when there ain’t a reason on earth for
’em to. You seem to think people ride on street-cars for pleasure! Well,
I’ve had some experience in the business, and I can tell you they don’t,
except in mighty hot weather; they ride on street-cars to get somewhere
they want to _go_; and goodness knows nobody wants to go to Ranse
Ornaby’s farm.”
“But, Mr. Shelby, if you’d listen just a minute——”
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