"I'll buy that," Doak agreed. "He was the man who first saw the power
in combining pressure groups. He surely made some strange bedfellows."
"Any lobbyist would be a strange bedfellow, I've been told," the Chief
answered. "The Arnold Law has saved us one hell of a lot of work,
Doak, and saved the Department money."
"Yes, sir," Doak said. "I'm to understand this couldn't be put off
until Monday?"
Ryder nodded.
"And no other Security Officer would do?"
"No other."
Doak rose. "Anything else--_sir_?"
Ryder smiled. "Just one. As a guess, what do you think it is, in the
old Fisher place, on the Range Road?"
"Readers," Doak answered, "or why would the--uh, Mr. Arnold be so
worried."
Ryder chuckled. "I can see them now, in the curtained room, huddling
over an old railroad timetable. I think your guess is sound, Doak." He
rose. "And there'll be other week-ends. That girl can wait. She isn't
going to spoil."
"But _I_ might explode," Doak said. "Well, it will be triple-time.
That's some consolation. Enough for a new video set--I need one in the
bathroom."
It was still a half hour to quitting time and Doak went back to his
desk. He sat there, trying to remember the history of Senator Arnold.
It was all on the tape in the Biography Center, he knew, but he didn't
want that much information.
_Subversive_ kicked around in his memory and the phrase "free press."
And then he remembered the Censors. The religious, the political, the
scientific, the capitalist, the communist, the ridiculous and the
absurd.
Arnold had unified the Censors and they had made strange bedfellows.
For where one bit of ink and paper might be anti-Christian, the next
might be anti-anti-Christian and the next anti-anti-anti--ad
absurdium. And sex? Where couldn't one find sex in print, even among
the prissy writers? For wasn't a large part of it boy meets girl? And
they didn't meet to exchange election buttons--that much was certain.
Well, there were the P.T.A. and the N.A.M. and the fine if disguised
hand of the Lenin lovers and the S.P.C.A. who didn't like dogs to play
a sub-human part in the world of letters. All these, fighting each
other, until Senator Arnold came forth.
The Senator had never enjoyed a favorable press and had a habit of
saying things that looked silly, three years later, in print. The
Senator was the new spokesman for the Censors.
And those who loathed sex or Christians or Republicans or Democrats or
the Big Ten or the small snifter were unified under this noble man who
read with his lips.
They were for him. And they established the biggest lobby ever to
crawl out of the woodwork in Washington. They had their day.
The printers fought a little but were offered jobs in Hollywood. The
paper manufacturers were promised all the government map-work plus a
new sheaf of picture magazines. The publishers were all rich and ready
to retire anyway.
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