The Military Sketch-Book. Vol. 1 (of 2): Reminiscences of seventeen years in the service abroad and at home — John Shaqi
The Military Sketch-Book. Vol. 1 (of 2): Reminiscences of seventeen years in the service abroad and at homeMaginn, William
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The Military Sketch-Book. Vol. 1 (of 2): Reminiscences of seventeen years in the service abroad and at home
Maginn, William
Bushrangers; Military biography; Soldiers -- Conduct of life
His soldier-like appearance, too, commanded their regard, and they
carried him in a cloak to the spot on which he had led his regiment so
bravely, and there they buried “Old Charley” with the true honours of a
soldier.
FOOTNOTE:
[6] These surgeons were sent, after their duty, not to a French prison,
but to Paris, where Napoleon complimented all, and presented them with
money and a free passage to England, for the service they had done his
soldiers, and allowed for the nature of their duty, which placed them
in his power.
MESS-TABLE CHAT.
No. I.
“But this is worshipful society.”
_Shakspeare._
SCENE—_The mess-room of a Hussar Regiment: principal speakers—Colonel
Diamond_; _Major Flowers_; _Captains Tache_, _Bright_, _and Ploomer_;
_Doctor Scott_; _Lieutenants Rose_, _Golding_, _Lavender_, _and
Honeywood_; _Cornets Lilly_, _Fairfax_, _Canary_, _and Small_. _Table
spread with dessert_, _decanters_, _glasses_, _and snuff-boxes_.
_Time—half-past ten at night._
_Capt. Bright._ When Colonel Diamond has done _drilling_ the claret, I
would thank him to put it into _marching order_, and give the decanter
the _route_.
_Col. Diamond._ 'Pon my honour, Bright, you are becoming _brilliant_.
If you take any more of the light wine, you will absolutely _dazzle_ us.
_All the Mess._ Good!—good!—excellent!—bravo! Colonel—admirable hit.
[_A well directed volley is laughed at the Colonel's_ “HIT;”
_particularly loud from the Subalterns._]
_Dr. Scott._ Positively, Colonel Diamond, the Ensign and Adjutant,
wha writes in Blackwood's Magazine, couldna say a better bet o' wut.
(_offers his gold snuff-box to the Colonel._)
_Capt. Bright._ By the by, Colonel, who is this new Cornet we are about
to have?
_Col. Diamond._ 'Pon my honour, I don't know him; but, I believe, Major
Flowers does.
_Major Flowers._ _Pardonnez moi_, Colonel, I don't _know_ him. His
uncle's in _trade_: he is _known_ on _change_.
_All the Mess_ (_with a stare_). Indeed!!!
_Major Flowers._ Yes, I have _heard_ that he is a _dry-salter_?
_All the Mess._ A dry-salter?
_Lieut. Rose._ Horrible!
_Cornet Canary._ Shocking!
_Cornet Small._ Dreadful!
_Lieut. Golding._ Abominable!
_Dr. Scott._ Aweel, I dinna know but there's mare in dry-salters than
you think, gentlemen: he's na' the worse for a' that, gin he's got the
siller.
_Major Flowers._ Doctor, 'pon my honour, I am surprised that you should
think that money could possibly purchase our permission to admit a
_dry-salter's_ relation as a member of the _nonpareils_!
_All the Mess._ Oh, Doctor!—oh! oh! oh!
_Dr. Scott._ A dry-salter, Major, is na' worse than a _tailor_, and I
have seen a tailor's son _cut_ a canny dash in the army afore noo.
_All the Mess._ Have _done_, Doctor, pray have done!
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