Produced by Louise Hope, Branko Collin and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net [Transcriber's Note: The HTML version of this e-text includes the third-act song ("If you would only, only love me") in three forms: raw lilypond (.ly extension, can be converted to other formats), .pdf (image), and MIDI file. Some sites will allow you to download these files individually; if so, look in the "files" directory associated with the HTML text. The published play did not include music for the title song ("Mind the Paint"), sung in Act I. Errors are listed at the end of the e-text.] THE "MIND THE PAINT" GIRL _The Plays of Arthur W. Pinero_ Paper cover, 1s 6d; cloth, 2s 6d each THE TIMES THE PROFLIGATE THE CABINET MINISTER THE HOBBY-HORSE LADY BOUNTIFUL THE MAGISTRATE DANDY DICK SWEET LAVENDER THE SCHOOLMISTRESS THE WEAKER SEX THE AMAZONS * THE SECOND MRS. TANQUERAY THE NOTORIOUS MRS. EBBSMITH THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT THE PRINCESS AND THE BUTTERFLY TRELAWNY OF THE "WELLS" + THE GAY LORD QUEX IRIS LETTY A WIFE WITHOUT A SMILE HIS HOUSE IN ORDER THE THUNDERBOLT MID-CHANNEL PRESERVING MR. PANMURE THE "MIND THE PAINT" GIRL * This Play can be had in library form, 4to, cloth, with a portrait, 5s. + A Limited Edition of this play on hand-made paper, with a new portrait, 10s net. THE PINERO BIRTHDAY BOOK Selected and Arranged by MYRA HAMILTON With a Portrait, cloth extra, price 2s 6d. _London: William Heinemann_ THE "MIND THE PAINT" GIRL _A COMEDY_ _In Four Acts_ _By ARTHUR PINERO_ London: William Heinemann MCMXIII _Copyright 1912_ _by Arthur Pinero_ _This play was produced in London, at the Duke of York's Theatre, on Saturday, February 17, 1912; in New York, at the New Lyceum Theatre, on Monday, September 9, 1912; and in Germany, at the Stadttheater in Mainz, on Monday, January 13, 1913_ _The Persons of the Play_ VISCOUNT FARNCOMBE COLONEL THE HON. ARTHUR STIDULPH BARON VON RETTENMAYER CAPTAIN NICHOLAS JEYES LIONEL ROPER SAM DE CASTRO HERBERT FULKERSON STEWART HENEAGE GERALD GRIMWOOD CARLTON SMYTHE (_Manager of the Pandora Theatre_) DOUGLAS GLYNN, ALBERT PALK, } WILFRID TAVISH, and } (_Actors at the Pandora_) SIGISMUND SHIRLEY } VINCENT BLAND (_A Musical Composer, attached to the Pandora_) MORRIS COOLING (_Business Manager at the Pandora_) LUIGI (_Maitre d'hotel at Catani's Restaurant_) WAITERS