The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel BarkerHowells, William Dean
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The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel Barker
Howells, William Dean
Boston (Mass.) -- Fiction; Clergy -- Fiction; Poets -- Fiction
The men were the husbands or fathers of the women, and were wholly
without the domestic weight or consequence that belongs to men living in
their own houses. There were certain old bachelors, among whom were
two or three decayed branches of good Boston families, spendthrifts,
or invalided bankrupts. Mr. Evans was practically among the single
gentlemen, for his wife never appeared in the parlour or dining-room,
and was seen only when she went in or out, heavily veiled, for a walk.
Lemuel heard very soon that she had suffered a shock from the death of
her son on the cars; the other ladies made much of her inability to get
over it, and said nothing would induce them to have a son of theirs go
in and out on the cars.
Among these people, such as they were, and far as they might be from
a final civilisation, Lemuel began to feel an ambition to move more
lightly and quickly than he had yet known how to do, to speak promptly,
and to appear well. Our schooling does not train us to graceful or even
correct speech; even our colleges often leave that uncouth. Many of Mrs.
Harmon's boarders spoke bad grammar through their noses; but the ladies
dressed stylishly, and the men were good arithmeticians. Lemuel obeyed
a native impulse rather than a good example in cultivating a better
address; but the incentive to thrift and fashion was all about him.
He had not been ignorant that his clothes were queer in cut and out of
date, and during his stay at Miss Vane's he had taken much council with
himself as to whether he ought not to get a new suit with his first
money instead of sending it home. Now he had solved the question, after
sending the money home, by the discovery of a place on a degenerate
street, in a neighbourhood of Chinese laundries, with the polite name
of Misfit Parlours, where they professed to sell the failures of the
leading tailors of Boston, New York, and Chicago. After long study of
the window of the Parlours, Lemuel ventured within one day, and was
told, when he said he could not afford the suit he fancied, that he
might pay for it on the instalment plan, which the proprietor explained
to him. In the mirror he was almost startled at the stylishness of his
own image. The proprietor of the Parlours complimented him. “You see,
you've got a good figure for a suit of clothes--what I call a ready made
figure. _You_ can go into a clothing store anywheres and fit you.”
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