The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel BarkerHowells, William Dean
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The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel Barker
Howells, William Dean
Boston (Mass.) -- Fiction; Clergy -- Fiction; Poets -- Fiction
Sewell could not forbear a glance of triumph at his wife.
“You leave us very little to ask,” said that injured woman.
“But I've left myself a great deal to tell, my dear,” retorted Miss
Vane, “and I propose to keep the floor; though I don't really know where
to begin.”
“I thought you had got past the necessity of beginning,” said Sewell.
“We know that the new pearl sweeps clean,”--Miss Vane applauded his
mixed metaphor--“and now you might go on from that point.”
“Well, you may think I'm rash,” said Miss Vane, “but I've thoroughly
made up my mind to keep him.”
“Dear, _dear_ Miss Vane!” cried the minister. “Mrs. Sewell thinks you're
rash, but I don't. What do you mean by keeping him?”
“Keeping him as a fixture--a permanency--a continuosity.”
“Oh! A continuosity? I know what that is in the ordinary acceptation of
the term, but I'm not sure that I follow your meaning exactly.”
“Why, it's simply this,” said Miss Vane. “I have long secretly wanted
the protection of what Jane calls a man-body in the House, and when I
saw how Lemuel had blacked the furnace, I knew I should feel as safe
with him as with a whole body of troops.”
“Well,” sighed the minister, “you have not been rash, perhaps, but
you'll allow that you've been rapid.”
“No,” said Miss Vane, “I won't allow that. I have simply been
intuitive--nothing more. His functions are not decided yet, but it is
decided that he is to stay; he's to sleep in the little room over the L,
and in my tranquillised consciousness he's been there years already.”
“And has Sibyl undertaken Barker's reformation?” asked Sewell.
“Don't interrupt! Don't anticipate! I admit nothing till I come to it.
But after I had arranged with Lemuel I began to think of Sibyl.”
“That was like some ladies I have known of,” said Sewell. “You
women commit yourselves to a scheme, in order to show your skill in
reconciling circumstances to the irretrievable. Well?”
“_Don't_ interrupt, David!” cried his wife.
“Oh, let him go on,” said Miss Vane. “It's all very well, taking
people into your house on the spur of the moment, and in obedience to
a generous impulse, but when you reflect that the object of your good
intentions slept in the Wayfarer's Lodge the night before, and in the
police-station the night before that, and enjoys a newspaper celebrity
in connection with a case of assault and battery with intent to
rob,--why, then you _do_ reflect!”
“Yes,” said Sewell, “that is just the point where I should begin.”
“I thought,” continued Miss Vane, “I had better tell Sibyl all about it,
so if by any chance the neighbours' kitchens should have heard of the
case--they read the police reports very carefully in the kitchens----”
“They do in some drawing-rooms,” interrupted Sewell.
“It's well for you they do, David,” said his wife. “Your _protégé_ would
have been in your Refuge still, if they didn't.”
“I see!” cried the minister. “I shall have to take the _Sunrise_ another
week.”
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