SAINT ANTHONY
If you’re afraid of losing the money, then I won’t raise her from the
dead.
VIRGINIE
Couldn’t I keep the money and you bring her back to life just the same?
SAINT ANTHONY
No, you must take it or leave it. I came down in answer to your prayers:
it’s for you to choose.
VIRGINIE
(_After a moment’s reflection._) Well, then, bring her back to life all
the same. (_The SAINT’S halo lights up and shines._) What’s the matter
with you now?
SAINT ANTHONY
You have pleased me.
VIRGINIE
And then does that lantern thing light up?
SAINT ANTHONY
Yes, of itself.
VIRGINIE
That’s funny.... But don’t stand so near the lace curtains, or you’ll set
them on fire.
SAINT ANTHONY
There’s no danger: it’s celestial flame.... Take me to the body.
VIRGINIE
I’ve told you: you must wait. I can’t disturb them now. They’re still at
lunch.
SAINT ANTHONY
Who?
VIRGINIE
Why, my masters, of course! The whole family! First her two nephews,
Monsieur Gustave and Monsieur Achille, with their wives and children,
Monsieur Georges, Monsieur Alberic, Monsieur Alphonse and Monsieur
Désiré.... And cousins, male and female, and the Rector and the Doctor
and I don’t know who besides: friends and relatives from a distance,
whom I’d never seen. They’re very rich people.
SAINT ANTHONY
Really?
VIRGINIE
Did you notice the street?
SAINT ANTHONY
What street?
VIRGINIE
Why, ours, of course! The one in which our house stands.
SAINT ANTHONY
Yes.
VIRGINIE
It’s a handsome street. Well, all the houses on the left-hand side of
the street, except the little one at the end, the baker’s shop, belong
to Mademoiselle Hortense. Those on the right-hand side are Monsieur
Gustave’s. There are twenty houses. That means money.
SAINT ANTHONY
No doubt.
VIRGINIE
(_Pointing to the halo._) Look, your lantern thing is going out.
SAINT ANTHONY
(_Feeling his halo._) Yes, I’m afraid....
VIRGINIE
Doesn’t it keep burning very long?
SAINT ANTHONY
It all depends upon the thoughts that feed it.
VIRGINIE
Yes, they own woods ... and farms ... and houses galore! Monsieur Gustave
has a starch-factory: Gustave’s Starch, you’ve heard of it, I expect! Oh,
they’re an amazingly well-off family. There are four of them who live on
their incomes and do no business at all. That’s splendid, that is!... And
such friends and acquaintances and tenants!... Well, they’ve all come
to the funeral, some of them from ever so far. There’s one, I’m told,
who travelled two days and two nights to get here in time. I’ll show him
to you: he has a lovely beard.... They’re lunching here. They haven’t
finished yet. We can’t disturb them. It’s a great lunch: there are
twenty-four of them sitting down to it. And I’ve seen the bill of fare:
there’s oysters, two soups, three entrées, crayfish in jelly, and trout
_à la Schubert_. Do you know what that is?
SAINT ANTHONY
No.
VIRGINIE
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