Four kinds of ordeals were chiefly used by our German ancestors:--1. "The Kamp fight," or combat; during which the spectators were to be silent and quiet, on pain of losing an arm or leg; an executioner with a sharp axe. 2. "The fire ordeal," in which the accused might clear his innocence by holding _red-hot_ iron in his hands, or by walking blind-fold amidst fiery ploughshares. 3. "The hot-water ordeal," much of the nature as the last. 4. "The cold-water ordeal:" this need not be explained, since it is looked on as supreme when a witch is in question. The cross ordeal was reserved for the clergy. These, if accused, might prove their innocence by swallowing two consecrated morsels taken from the altar after proper prayers. If these fragments stuck in the priest's throat he stood _ipse facto_--condemned; but we have no record of condemnation. * * * * * GEMS. Forgive not the man who gives you _bad_ wine more than once. It is more than an injury. Cut the acquaintance as you value your life. If you see half-a-dozen faults in a woman, you may rest assured she has a hundred virtues to counterbalance them. I love your faulty, and fear your _faultless women_. When you see what is termed a faultless woman, dread her as you would a beautiful snake. The power of completely concealing the defects that she must have, is of itself a serious vice. If you find no more books in a man's room, save some four or five, including the red-book and the general almanac, you may set down the individual as a man of genius, or an ass;--there is no medium. The eye is never to be mistaken. A person may discipline the muscles of the face and voice, but there is a something in the eye beyond the will, and we thus frequently find it giving the tongue the lie direct. I never knew a truly estimable man offer a finger, it is ever a sign of a cold heart; and he who is heartless is positively worthless, though he may be negatively harmless. Cut the acquaintance of any lady who signs a letter with "_yours obediently_." Always act in the presence of children with the utmost circumspection. They mark all you do, and most of them are more wise than you may imagine. Men of genius make the most ductile husbands. A fool has too much opinion of his own dear self, and too little of women's to be easily governed. A passion for sweetmeats, and a weak intellect, generally go together. I have known many fools to be gluttons, but never knew one that was an epicure. The affection of women is the most wonderful thing in the world; it tires not--faints not--dreads not--cools not. It is like the Naptha that nothing can extinguish but the trampling foot of death.