foxes they hunt; an idiot mother, vulgar aunt, a father, an uncle, or a guardian in his dotage, must have superintended her education; and when, at the age of sixteen, some fortunate chance throws her into society, her accomplishments and manners are found more fitting for it and finished, than those of persons who have from their cradles associated with families of the highest distinction, and possessed all the advantages of a polished and liberal education. The heroine has, in all situations, an abundant store of money, jewels, and clothes, supplied no one knows when, how, or by whom; and these, with her musical instruments, drawing materials, &c. accompany her into every reverse of situation, in a manner perfectly incomprehensible, but highly amusing and edifying. A miniature portrait of some mysterious relative or friend, seldom or ever seen, nay, indeed, a sacred memento of the dead, is highly scenic and effective in a romance. The heroine ought, by all means, to possess such; it _may_ do good, and it _can_ do no harm. Finally, the lady must frequently faint, be twice or thrice on the brink of the grave, undergo exquisite varieties of suffering, run all hazards, but retain her beauty and reputation unblemished to the _last_, i.e. to her _marriage_; after which, this wondrous and superlative creature, and her partner in perfection, are never heard of more. _Why_? M.L.B. * * * * * ANCIENT ROMAN FESTIVALS. SEPTEMBER. The _Septmontium_ was a festival of the seven mountains of Rome, which was celebrated in this month, near the seven mountains, within the walls of the city; they sacrificed seven times in seven different places; and on that day the emperors were very liberal to the people. The _Meditrinalia_ were feasts instituted in honour of the goddess _Meditrina_, and celebrated on the 13th of September. They were so called from _medendo_, because the Romans then began to drink new wine, which they mixed with old, and _that_ served them instead of physic. P.T.W. * * * * * NOTES OF A READER. THE ANNUALS FOR 1829. These elegant little works are already in a forward state. MR. ALARIC WATTS announces the plates of the SOUVENIR, "of a more important size than heretofore," and twelve in number, already completed. Among them are _Cleopatra embarking on the Cydnus_, drawn by Danby, and engraved by Goodall; _Love taught by the Graces_, drawn by Hilton, and engraved by J.C. Edwards; a beautiful scene from _Lalla Rookh_, drawn by Stephanoff, and engraved by Bacon; _She never told her Love_, drawn by Westall, and engraved by Rolls. Whilst Mr. Watts has been catering for the "children of a larger growth," Mrs. W. has been preparing a "New Year's Gift; or _Juvenile_ Souvenir", to be accompanied with exquisite illustrations of Nursery literature; as the Children in the Wood, Red Riding Hood, &c. with two historical subjects after Northcote.