Ye nymphs of Q, then shun each B, List to the reason Y! For should a B C U at T, He'll surely sting your I. Now in a grave, L deep in Q, She's cold as cold can B; Whilst robins sing upon A U, Her dirge and LEG. _New Monthly Magazine_. * * * * * LINES SENT WITH A GOOSE. "When this you see, Remember me," Was long a phrase in use, And so I send To you, dear friend, My proxy. "What?" A goose! * * * * * THE GATHERER A snapper up of unconsidered trifles. SHAKSPEARE. * * * * * CORPORATION LEARNING. At a late meeting of a certain corporation in Dorsetshire, for the nomination of a person to fill the office of Mayor, a sufficient number of the burgesses not being in attendance, it was intimated that an application would be made for a _Mandamus_, when one of "the worthy electors," being un-"learned in the law," innocently remarked, "I hope _he_ will come, and then _he'll_ put _un_ all right and make _un_ elect one." Sept. 25, 1828. This is not a Joe Miller joke, but one of actual and recent occurrence; although there is a similar story fathered on a sapient civic authority. * * * * * SELLING A WOMAN. The value that was set upon the bond-servants in the West Indies, is curiously exemplified in the following anecdote:-- There was a planter in Barbadoes that came to his neighbour, and said to him, "Neighbour, I hear you have lately brought good store of servants out of the last ship that came from England; and I hear withal that you want provisions. I have great want of a woman servant, and would be glad to make an exchange. If you will let me have some of your woman's flesh, you shall have some of my hog's flesh." So the price was set, a groat a-pound for the hog's flesh, and sixpence for the woman's. The scales were set up, and the planter had a maid that was extremely fat, lazy, and good for nothing; her name was Honour. The man brought a great fat sow, and put it in one scale, and Honour was put in the other. But when he saw how much the maid outweighed his sow, he broke off the bargain and would not go on. * * * * * SMOKING. Such is the passion for smoking at Hamburgh, that children about ten years of age may be seen with pipes in their mouths, whiffing with great gravity and composure. * * * * * PUBLIC ROADS. The turnpike-roads of England are above twenty thousand miles in length, and upwards of a million sterling is annually expended in their repair and maintenance. * * * * *