From his bosom a spell To work wonders he took, Thrice kiss'd it and smiled, Then triumphantly shook The boat by the rudder, The maid by the hair, With wailings and shrieks She bewilder'd the air; He flung her far seaward, Then sailed off to Larg-- There was mirth at the bridal Of young Sandy Harg. _New Monthly Magazine._ * * * * * THE GATHERER. A snapper up of unconsidered trifles. SHAKSPEARE. * * * * * LEGEND CONCERNING THE PRESERVATION OF THE WELSH PEDIGREES PREVIOUS TO THE FLOOD. (_For the Mirror._) A figure was seen, standing on a precipice as the waters of the flood were rising, which waved its hand repeatedly--the waters rose and the figure disappeared. Noah, looking from the deck, was shortly afterwards hailed by the same person amidst the roar of the elements, "Quite full!" exclaimed the patriarch, as the ark lurched deeply. "Full!" exclaimed the voice, which was now close alongside, "Ah! Morgan Jones, is that you?" "We are quite full."--"Then take care of this packet; as for myself never mind, but take care of the packet." The packet was carefully handed aboard, the eyes of Morgan Jones saw the patriarch receive it into his own hands, when the huge ark gave a most terrific lurch, and hitting poor Morgan, he sunk under her counter, was thumped by the keel, and was seen no more; but the packet was received, and proved to be his pedigree from Adam! W. PULLEN. * * * * * LUDICROUS BLUNDERS. (_From "After Dinner Chat," in the New Monthly Magazine._) _H._--How completely a fine poetical thought may be destroyed by the alteration of a single word! I recollect a ludicrous instance of this. I was quoting to M--d--y, who is rather deaf, a line of Campbell's, as being, in my opinion, equal to any that ever was produced: "And Freedom shriek'd--as Kosciusko fell." "I dare say you are right," replied M--d--y; "but it does not quite please me: I must think of it." And he repeated-- "And Freedom _squeak'd_--as Kosciusko fell." _F._--L--ml--y, of the --th Dragoons, was, as you may remember, a great admirer of the "Hohenlinden" of the same poet, and used frequently to recite it; but instead of "Wave, Munich! all thy banners wave! And charge with all thy _chivalry_,"-- fancying, no doubt, that the poet, from ignorance of military terms, had committed a blunder, he used invariably to say-- "And charge with all thy _cavalry_." _K._--I once heard two whimsical blunders made in the course of a performance of Macbeth, at a poor little country theatre. The Lady Macbeth--who, not unlikely, had been a laundress--instead of saying merely "A little water clears us of this deed," chose to "make assurance double sure," and said--"A little soap and water." And, presently after, for "We have scotch'd the snake, not killed it,"