The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction. Volume 19, No. 529, January 14, 1832 — John Shaqi
The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction. Volume 19, No. 529, January 14, 1832Various
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The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction. Volume 19, No. 529, January 14, 1832
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Popular literature -- Great Britain -- Periodicals
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ASMODEUS AT LARGE.
The design of this paper, in the _New Monthly Magazine_, is by no means
novel; but the fine, cutting satire--the pleasant, lively banter on our
vices and follies--which pervades every page of the article, is a set-off
to the political frenzy and the literary lumber of other Magazines of the
month. Each of them, it is true, has a readable paper, but one gem only
contributes to a Magazine in the proportion of one swallow to a summer.
Here are three pages of the _New Monthly_ Devil:
"A stranger, Sir, in the library," said my servant in opening the door.
"Indeed! what a short, lame gentleman?"
"No, Sir; middle-sized,--has very much the air of a lawyer or professional
man."
I entered the room, and instead of the dwarf demon Le Sage described, I
beheld a comely man seated at the table, with a high forehead, a sharp
face, and a pair of spectacles on his nose. He was employed in reading the
new novel of "The Usurer's Daughter."
"This cannot be the devil!" said I to myself; so I bowed, and asked the
gentleman his business.
"Tush!" quoth my visiter; "and how did you leave the Doctor?"
"It is you, then!" said I; "you have grown greatly since you left Don
Cleofas."
"Wars fatten our tribe," answered the Devil; "besides shapes are optional
with me, and in England men go by appearances more than they do abroad;
one is forced to look respectable and portly; the Devil himself could not
cheat your countrymen with a shabby exterior. Doubtless you observe that
all the swindlers, whose adventures enliven your journals, are dressed 'in
the height of fashion,' and enjoy 'a mild prepossessing demeanour.' Even
the Cholera does not menace 'a gentleman of the better ranks;' and no
bodies are burked with a decent suit of clothes on their backs. Wealth in
all countries is the highest possible morality; but you carry the doctrine
to so great an excess, that you scarcely suffer the poor man to exist at
all. If he take a walk in the country, there's the Vagrant Act; and if he
has not a penny to hire a cellar in town, he's snapped up by a Burker, and
sent off to the surgeons in a sack. It must be owned that no country
affords such warnings to the spendthrift. You are one great moral against
the getting rid of one's money."
On this, Asmodeus and myself had a long conversation; it ended in our
dining together, (for I found him a social fellow, and fond of a broil in
a quiet way,) and adjourning in excellent spirits, to the theatre.
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