The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction. Volume 19, No. 546, May 12, 1832Various
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The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction. Volume 19, No. 546, May 12, 1832
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Popular literature -- Great Britain -- Periodicals
And though remorse--thou may'st not feel
When its last throb is o'er,
Thou'lt say--"that heart which lov'd so well,
Shall passion feel no more."
E'en love for thee forsakes my soul--
Thy work, relentless see,
Near as I am life's destin'd gaol,
I'm frozen--less than thee.
Yet take this heart--I ne'er had more
To give thee in thy need:
Search well--for at its inmost core,
Thy pardon thou may'st read.
T.R.P.
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ANECDOTE GALLERY.
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TRAITS OF IRISH CHARACTER.
(_For the Mirror._)
A gentleman residing in the vicinity of Dublin, found, notwithstanding
the protection of a thick, and thorny hedge, that great depredations
were committed on his garden and paddocks; so he inclosed them with a
high, strong wall. As he kept cows, and had more milk than was
sufficient for his family, he distributed the overplus amongst his poor
neighbours. One day, inspecting in person, this distribution, he saw a
woman attending with her pails, who, he was tolerably certain did not
require such assistance. "You, here! my good friend," said he, "I
thought you kept a cow?"
"Ay, plase yer honour's honour, and _two_ it was that I _once_ kept, the
craters!"
"_Once_, why don't you keep them now?"
"Ough! 'tis yeaself must answer that question, for why? the bastes did
well enough afore your rav'rence run up that bit o' wall round your
fields, seein' the cows lived off your grass; but sorra for me now, I've
sold 'em both, by rason I couldn't _keep_ 'em no longer."
An English gentleman, on a tour in Ireland, was beset at a fine
waterfall by numerous beggars; one woman was particularly clamorous for
relief, but Mr. R. instructed by his guide, said to her, "My good
friend, you cannot possibly want relief, as you keep several cows, and
have a very profitable farm; indeed I cannot bestow my charity upon
you." The woman, looking sulky, and _detected_, immediately pointed to
another, exclaiming, "Then give to _her_, for she's got _nothing_!" The
stranger in Dublin is particularly requested to send all beggars to an
institution in Copper Alley, for their relief. Being once much
importuned by an old man for money, we desired him to go to this place.
"I can't," said he.
"Why not?"
"Becase 'tis a bad place for the poor."
"How so? don't they give you anything to eat?"
"Ah, yes, yes, but the thing is, my jewel, they wont by no manes give a
poor body _anything to drink_." The intelligent reader will not be at a
loss to translate the complaint of thirsty Pat.
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FRENCH CRUELTY.
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