The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction. Volume 20, No. 566, September 15, 1832Various
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The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction. Volume 20, No. 566, September 15, 1832
Various
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Might not the vulgar, in search of a cause for so singular a phenomenon,
which has often occurred, as spontaneous combustion of the human body,
find in the powers of witchcraft an easy solution? Grace Pitt who
was burnt in this manner in Suffolk (recorded in the _Philosophical
Transactions,_) was a reputed witch, and her death was assigned by the
country people to the effects of contra-incantation; that her hands and
feet (generally left untouched by this phenomenon) were not consumed,
was attributed to the influence of her spell. Indeed, we may suppose
that these _old ladies,_ who were distinguished by the respectable
appellation of witches, gained that title by their excessive devotion to
spirituous liquors, which, in every case that has occurred, have been
found to predispose to spontaneous combustion, of the human body.
Colchester.
A. BOOTH.
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THE COSMOPOLITE.
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ANCIENTS AND MODERNS, OR THE TOILETTE OF MADAME DE POMPADOUR.
(From the French of Voltaire.)
_Mad. de Pomp._--Who may this lady be with acquiline nose and large
black eyes; with such height and noble bearing; with mien so proud, yet
so coquettish, who enters my chamber without being announced, and makes
her obeisance in a religious fashion?
_Tullia._--I am Tullia, born at Rome, about eighteen hundred years
ago; I make the Roman obeisance, not the French, and have come, I scarce
know from whence, to see your country, yourself, and your toilette.
_Mad. de. P._--Ah, madam, do me the honour of seating yourself. An
arm-chair for the Lady Tullia.
_Tullia._--For whom? me, madam? and am I to sit on that little
incommodious sort of throne, so that my legs must hang down and become
quite red?
_Mad. de P._--Upon what then would you sit?
_Tullia._--Madam, upon a couch.
_Mad. de P._--Ay, I understand--you would say upon a sofa; there
stands one, upon which you may recline at your ease.
_Tullia._--I am charmed to see that the French have furniture as
convenient as ours.
_Mad. de P._--Hah, hah, madam, you've no stockings! your legs are
naked, but ornamented, however, with a very pretty ribbon, after the
fashion of a sandal.
_Tullia._--We knew nothing about stockings, which, as a useful and
agreeable invention, I certainly prefer to our sandals.
_Mad. da P._--Good heavens, madam, I believe you've no _chemise!_
_Tullia._--No, madam, in my time nobody wore one.
_Mad. de P._--And in what time did you live?
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