The Mirror of Taste, and Dramatic Censor, Vol. I, No. 2, February 1810Arnold, Samuel James
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The Mirror of Taste, and Dramatic Censor, Vol. I, No. 2, February 1810
Arnold, Samuel James
Drama -- Periodicals; Theater -- Periodicals
_Helen._ Why, I mean that in order to ruin a poor innocent girl, in our
neighbourhood, this amiable lord has prevailed on her to consent to a
private marriage--and it now comes out that it was all a mock marriage,
performed by a sham priest, and a false license!
_Lady W._ I don't believe one word of it.
_Sir W._ But I do--and shall inquire into it immediately.
_Lady W._ Such a match for your daughter is not to be relinquished on
slight grounds; and though his lordship should have been guilty of some
indiscretion, it will not alter my resolution respecting his union with
Helen.
_Sir W._ No--but it will mine--and to prove to you, madam, that however
you may rule your household, you shall no longer rule _me_--if the story
has any foundation--I say--she _shall not_ marry lord Austencourt.
_Lady W._ Shall not?
_Sir W._ No, Madam, shall not--and so ends your management, and thus
begins my career of new-born authority. I'm out of leading-strings now,
and madam, I'll manage you, damn me if--I--do--not! [_Exit Sir
Willoughby._
_Helen_ (_to Lady W._) You hear papa's _will_ on that head, ma'am.
_Lady W._ I hear nothing!--I see nothing!--I shall go mad with vexation
and disappointment, and if I do not break his resolution, I am
determined to break his heart; and my _own_ heart, and _your_ heart, and
the hearts of all the rest of the family. [_Exit._
_Helen._ There she goes, with a laudable matrimonial resolution. Heigho!
with such an example before my eyes, I believe I shall never have
resolution to die an old maid. Oh, Charles, Charles--why did you take me
at my word!--Bless me! sure I saw him then--'tis he indeed! So, my
gentleman, are you there? I'll just retire and watch his motions a
little (_retires._)
_Enter Charles Austencourt, cautiously._
_Charles._ What a pretty state am I reduced to? though I am resolved to
speak with this ungrateful girl but once more before I leave her for
ever; here am I, skulking under the enemy's batteries as though I was
afraid of an encounter!--Yes, I'll see her, upbraid her, and then leave
her for ever! heigho! she's a false, deceitful--dear, bewitching girl,
and--however, I am resolved that nothing on earth--not even her tears,
shall now induce me to forgive her. (_Tiffany crosses the stage._)
_Charles._ Ha!--harkye, young woman! pray are the family at home?
_Tiffany._ My lady is at home, sir--would you please to see her?
_Charles._ Your lady--do you mean your _young_ lady?
_Tiffany._ No, sir, I mean my _lady_.
_Charles._ What, your _old_ lady?--No--I don't wish to see her. Are all
the rest of the family from home--
_Tiffany._ No, sir--sir Willoughby is within--I'll tell him you are
here. (_going._)
_Charles._ By no means--stay--stay! what then, they are all at home
except Miss Helen.
_Tiffany._ She's at home too, sir--but I suppose she don't wish to see
you.
_Charles._ _You suppose!_
_Tiffany._ I'm sure she's been in a monstrous ill-humour ever since you
came back, sir.
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