Linotype -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
The union chairman met him with a handshake. "High-Pockets Jones," he
said, grinning, "Dean of Barnstormers and Wizard of the Linotype. I
know you from your picture. Can you really make a linotype stand up on
its hind legs and talk?"
"Well," High-Pockets said in a modest, booming voice, "I will admit
that's one of my more difficult stunts."
* * * * *
The chairman guffawed, and they steered High-Pockets to the slip-board.
"I can put you on a week's stretch."
High-Pockets stopped as if he had walked into a brick wall. "No!" he
boomed. "Can't do it! Haven't worked five days straight in twenty
years."
"But look, High-Pockets. Look at it this way. You're an old-time
barnstormer, aren't you?"
High-Pockets winced.
"Well," the chairman said diplomatically, "there's not as much call for
barnstormers as there used to be, but--" he said it quickly--"here's a
new field. It needs a good barnstormer as much as they ever did."
High-Pockets listened intently.
"This poor guy has to sit on No. 7. That's the linotype nobody can do
anything with. The poor devil had to lay off because she pretty nearly
drove him crazy. Now you are the guy who can make a linotype behave."
His voice was persuasive. "Won't you help this guy out for a few
nights?"
For twenty years it had been High-Pockets' unbroken rule not to hire
out for more than a day at a time. "Short-term contracts," he insisted.
But now--well, the world was changed. Maybe this was to be the future
of barnstorming--taming machines instead of foremen. If so, it meant he
still had a place in the world. And to fulfill that destiny he would
even accept a whole week's work. He took off his rain-wrinkled coat
with a sigh.
He was waiting for time to be called when Arturius Wickware, the
linotype machinist on the _News_, came up to him with short, mincing
steps and a scowl that undoubtedly was a habit. "Are you the guy that
has such wonderful control over a linotype?" he demanded. He wouldn't
give High-Pockets the satisfaction of looking up at him. He scowled at
High-Pockets' breast-bone.
High-Pockets was solemn as he stared over Arturius' head. "I get along
well with them." He smiled gently then. "Somehow a linotype always
does what I want it to do." He looked down and saw the crowd around
him and decided he owed them an explanation. "My theory is that any
piece of machinery is electrified by some force that I call personal
electricity. I don't exactly know what that is but it seems to bind the
piece of machinery as a whole. I think maybe it's a negative charge,
and I think most men are charged positively with that same force, so
that men get along well with machines. Opposite poles attract, you
know."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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