Linotype -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
High-Pockets took it like a man. He didn't even swear this time. He
got out of his chair. "I _will_ see if that line is all right," he
muttered. "If I don't--"
* * * * *
He tightened the screw, then he got his head in under the intermediate
bar to look. And at that moment a gust of air blew a cloud of graphite
out of the intermediate channel and filled his right eye. He was nearly
blinded, but he didn't ask for help. Very quietly he wound his way to
the washroom. He cleaned his face and worked the graphite out of his
eye as well as he could, and then, with a determined look on his face,
went back.
Arturius reached the machine about the same time he did, "What did you
leave her on the cast for?" he barked.
High-Pockets didn't answer.
Arturius indulged in some choice blasphemy with its direction divided
equally between High-Pockets and No. 7. High-Pockets felt sorry for
Arturius. He went to the locker room and determined to his satisfaction
that the pint was still dead, then he came back. The boy had left some
proofs on his machine. High-Pockets picked them up to scan them. Then
he swore vigorously. "Proofreaders!" he sputtered. "Comma chasers! Look
at this!" he invited the world. "Put a hyphen in the word _good-will_.
Marked a double _e_ in _employe_. Changed _thous-and_ to _thou-sand_!"
He clenched his fists and raised them far above his head. "Give me
strength!" he groaned. "Give me strength! On top of everything else,
the proofreaders have to go nuts too."
He started for the proof room, clutching the proofs in one hand. His
long arms swung as he weaved among the lights. He went in the door of
the proof room and stood there a moment. His head was above the lights
and for a moment he couldn't see very clearly, but he demanded in his
booming voice: "Who signed these proofs 'R. M. S.'?"
There was a stir in the proofroom, and then a man at the far end of the
table got to his feet. "I did," he said in thunderous voice.
High-Pockets didn't back down. "What the hell do you think this
is--1910?" he demanded, waving the proofs. "This is a newspaper, isn't
it, not a dictionary?"
"Is it indeed?" said the man ominously, and High-Pockets thought he had
heard that voice before. He stared toward the man and his eyes began
to focus and then he saw who it was. A gulp started in High-Pockets'
adam's-apple and traveled visibly down the full length of his body to
the floor. He opened his mouth but no sound came out. His eyes became
glazed like those of a man walking in his sleep.
"Your honor," he said, at last, struggling to force words from
his larynx and looking like a man in a very blue funk, "there are
extenuating circumstances."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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