Comedy plays; Misers -- Drama; Molière, 1622-1673 -- Translations into English
HAR. How pardonable? A premeditated trick, and such an assassination
as this!
VAL. I beseech you not to be so angry with me. When you have heard all
I have to say, you will see that the harm is not so great as you make
it out to be.
HAR. The harm not so great as I make it out to be! What! my heart's
blood, scoundrel!
VAL. Your blood, Sir, has not fallen into bad hands. My rank is high
enough not to disgrace it, and there is nothing in all this for which
reparation cannot be made.
HAR. It is, indeed, my intention that you should restore what you have
taken from me.
VAL. Your honour, Sir, shall be fully satisfied.
HAR. Honour is not the question in all this. But tell me what made you
commit such a deed?
VAL. Alas! do you ask it?
HAR. Yes, I should rather think that I do.
VAL. A god, Sir, who carries with him his excuses for all he makes
people do: Love.
HAR. Love?
VAL. Yes.
HAR. Fine love that! fine love, indeed! the love of my gold!
VAL. No, Sir, it is not your wealth that has tempted me, it is not
that which has dazzled me; and I swear never to pretend to any of your
possessions, provided you leave me what I have.
HAR. In the name of all the devils, no, I shall not leave it to you.
But did anyone ever meet with such villainy! He wishes to keep what he
has robbed me of!
VAL. Do you call that a robbery?
HAR. If I call that a robbery? A treasure like that!
VAL. I readily acknowledge that it is a treasure, and the most
precious one you have. But it will not be losing it to leave it to me.
I ask you on my knees to leave in my possession this treasure so full
of charms; and if you do right, you will grant it to me.
HAR. I will do nothing of the kind. What in the world are you driving
at?
VAL. We have pledged our faith to each other, and have taken an oath
never to forsake one another.
HAR. The oath is admirable, and the promise strange enough!
VAL. Yes, we are engaged to each other for ever.
HAR. I know pretty well how to disengage you, I assure you of that.
VAL. Nothing but death can separate us.
HAR. You must be devilishly bewitched by my money.
VAL. I have told you already, Sir, that it is not self-interest which
has prompted me to what I have done. It was not that which prompted my
heart; a nobler motive inspired me.
HAR. We shall hear presently that it is out of Christian charity that
he covets my money! But I will put a stop to all this, and justice,
impudent rascal, will soon give me satisfaction.
VAL. You will do as you please, and I am ready to suffer all the
violence you care to inflict upon me, but I beg of you to believe, at
least, that if there is any harm done, I am the only one guilty, and
that your daughter has done nothing wrong in all this.
HAR. I should think not! It would be strange, indeed, if my daughter
had a share in this crime. But I will have that treasure back again,
and you must confess to what place you have carried it off.[6]
VAL. I have not carried it off, and it is still in your house.
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