Carroll, Lewis, 1832-1898 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction
```And down I flumply sat.=
``"The Cat did then all sobbishly
```Her woesome tale repeat.
``'This world is full of mockishness,
```And also of deceit.=
``"'For why? This mom at dawnitude
```A mouse I did espy;
``'Twas running whirligigishly
```Beneath my very eye.=
``'And feeling somewhat breakfastish
```I straightway gave a spring,
``And landed right upon the back
```Of that activeous thing.=
``"'To my surprise it did not squeak,
```And neither did it squeal;
``And as ‘twas rather littleish,
```I ate it at one meal.=
``"'I much regret my hastiness,
```For soon, to my dismay,
``'Twas acting most unmouseishly,
```In an eccentric way.=
``"''Twas what they term a _clockwork_ mouse,
```And governed by a spring;
``Its works behaved revolvingly,
```And hurt like anything.=
``"'Oh! tell me, is life livable
```When things go on like that?
``When clockwork mice and feathered shams
```Impose upon a Cat?'=
``"I could not answer her, and so
```I softly snoke away;
``I felt that ‘twould be synicish
``To wish that Cat ‘Good-day.’”=
All the company applauded vigorously at the conclusion of the
recitation; and whilst the clapping was still going on a black
india-rubber doll rushed in with a very scared face and cried out, “The
tide is coming in!” and there was immediately a great commotion
throughout the room.
The company rushed helter-skelter to the gate, where they could see that
the tide had indeed risen so high as to cut off all communication with
the shore. Mr. Waxxe-Doll was stamping about in fury.
“See what comes of all this tomfoolery! Parties, indeed! and hiring Sand
Castles for a lot of scatterbrains to make idiots of themselves in! Wait
till I get safely home again on my shelf, and you don’t catch me giving
any more parties, I can tell you.”
The remainder of the dolls were rushing madly about, wringing their
hands and crying that they should all be drowned. One-and-Nine seemed to
be the only person able to suggest anything.
“Here is a plank,” he said, pointing to one which had been left on the
sand; “we had better all get on to it, and the tide will carry us back
to the shore.”
[Illustration: 0048]
The proposal was hailed with delight by the rest, and they all scrambled
on to the plank and waited events. The elaborately dressed dolls in silk
and satin held up their dainty skirts so that they should not get wet;
whilst the Dutch dolls sat in a row on the edge of the plank with their
legs dangling over the side.
Ancient Aunt Sarah threw conventionality to the winds, and lighted up
her pipe, at which Mrs. Waxxe-Doll was so shocked that in her agitation
she dropped her fan over the side of the plank.
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