Carroll, Lewis, 1832-1898 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction
Quite a crowd of fishes had gathered round the two Soles while they were
singing this song, and after it was all over one of them went round with
his hat and collected pennies just as the real niggers do. Boy noticed
while this was going on that the boat was gradually rising to the
surface of the sea, and presently he found that the deck was above the
water and that he was breathing air again. He could see that they were
approaching a Quay with a number of very quaint, old-fashioned buildings
beyond it. A great crowd of people were gathered close to the edge of
the Quay, and were pointing excitedly at something in the water, and as
the boat drew nearer to the shore Boy could hear a number of directions
being shouted at once.
“Throw him a rope.”
“Nonsense! He is insensible, and wouldn’t see it.”
“Well, you swim out to him then.”
“Sha’n’t! Do it yourself.”
“Throw stones at him and try and float him ashore that way.”
This last direction seemed to find most favour, and everybody began
throwing stones at the object, whatever it was, in the water.
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The boat had now come quite close to the Quay, and Boy could see that
it was poor One-and-Nine who was attracting all this attention. He was
floating on the top of the water with his eyes shut and half the paint
washed off one side of his head He looked the picture of misery, but Boy
was very glad to find that he was still alive, for he opened his eyes
and feebly cried, “Don’t throw with such hardness,” whenever a stone
accidentally hit him, which was very frequently, for you see there were
such a number of people throwing them Boy felt very sorry for his old
companion, and as soon as the boat reached the Quay he ran ashore and
hurried to the place where they were trying to land the poor Wooden
Soldier.
They had just succeeded in dragging him ashore with a boat-hook when Boy
reached the crowd, and a fussy little gentleman was telling the people
to “stand back and give him air.”
“Who is that gentleman?” asked Boy of one of the crowd standing near
him.
“Why, the M.D., of course,” was the reply.
Boy being still in doubt ventured to ask what these letters stood for,
and was informed that they stood for Mad Doctor. “All doctors are mad,
you know,” said his informant; “that’s why they are obliged to put those
letters after their names.”
Boy had never heard of this before, though he had often wondered what
the letters meant. He tried to get nearer to One-and-Nine, and just
caught a glimpse of the M.D. bending over him, and heard the Wooden
Soldier explaining something about “The wetness of the water.”
“Yes, yes, my poor fellow,” the M.D. was saying. “Don’t try to talk. Has
he any friends here?” he asked, looking round.
“Yes,” cried Boy, “I know him,” and the crowd immediately parted and
made way for him to get nearer.
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