Carroll, Lewis, 1832-1898 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction
“Oh! I really don’t know their names,” replied the M.D. “I think they
are respectable persons, though.”
“Have they a vote?” inquired the Lord High Fiddle-de-dee anxiously.
“Yes, I think so,” said the M.D., referring to his watch. “They have
been in the Town over an hour.”
“Oh, that’s all right, then,” said the Lord High Fiddle-de-dee; “every
one who has lived here for more than an hour is entitled to a vote.
Bring them along; they may be useful. What’s your name?” he continued,
turning to Boy.
“My name is Cyril, but I am usually called Boy,” was the reply.
“And yours?” asked the Lord High Fiddle-de-dee of the Wooden Soldier.
“One-and-Nine, Your Honour,” replied he, saluting respectfully.
“Rubbish, I didn’t ask your price,” said the Lord High Fiddle-de-dee
impatiently. “I want to know your name.”
“One-and-Nine, Your Honour,” repeated the Wooden Soldier.
The Lord High Fiddle-de-dee stared at him for a moment, and then turned
to M.D. and said, “Is this man a little----and he tapped his forehead
inquiringly.
“Yes; softening of the grain,” replied the M.D., nodding.
“Ah, I thought so,” remarked the Lord High Fiddle-de-dee. “Never mind,
bring him along; even lunatics can vote here, you know,” and linking his
arm in that of the M.D. they proceeded down the street, followed by Boy
and One-and-Nine.
“He is a person of great dignitude, evidently,” whispered the Wooden
Soldier, who was apparently greatly impressed by the Lord High
Fiddle-de-dee’s aristocratic bearing. “And although he is rather
abrupteous in his manner, I think I admirationise him, don’t you?”
“Yes. He seems to be a very nice gentleman,” agreed Boy. “I wonder what
we shall see and hear at the House of Words? Oh! I suppose this is it,”
he continued, as they turned a corner, and an imposing-looking building
surrounded by an excited crowd of people came in sight.
The Lord High Fiddle-de-dee seemed to be a very well-known personage,
and the crowd respectfully divided and allowed them to pass through to
the entrance of the building, where an attendant opened the door and
showed them along a corrider to another door marked Committee Room,
which the Lord High Fiddle-de-dee opened and they all passed in.
A number of grandly dressed individuals were walking about, or chatting
in little groups as they entered.
“Oh! here comes the Lord High Fiddle-de-dee,” cried some one directly
they were inside the door. “Any news?” he inquired anxiously.
The Lord High Fiddle-de-dee shook his head sadly.
“Well, we are all here now, so we had better proceed to business; take
your seats, please, gentlemen,” said a very important-looking gentleman
in a red gown and wig, seated at the head of a long table on which were
pens and paper arranged neatly before each chair.
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