Carroll, Lewis, 1832-1898 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction
“Hush, dear, I don’t know,” said the Royal Nurse.
“But I want him to come and play with me,” demanded His Royal Highness,
“and that Soldier man, too.”
“My dear, you must be a good boy and come with Nurse. Perhaps another
day the little boy will be allowed to play with you,” said the Royal
Nurse, trying to lead him along.
“But I want him to come now, Nurse dear,” persisted the little Prince.
“If His Royal Highness desires it,” suggested the Busybody in
Extraordinary, “you had better let the boy accompany you to the Palace.
When His Royal Highness is made King to-morrow, you know, his wishes
will have to be obeyed absolutely.”
So Boy and One-and-Nine were told to follow the others into the Palace,
which joined the House of Words, and which was a very magnificent place.
A large crowd of Servants were in the Hall, and outside Boy could hear
shouts of “Long live the King! Long live the King!” For the news of the
little Prince’s arrival had travelled quickly, and the people were all
delighted to welcome a grandson of the late King, who had been
greatly beloved, notwithstanding a very awkward circumstance about a
Portmanteau, which, perhaps, I will tell you later on.
The little Prince and the Royal Nurse were conducted up the grand
staircase, the Prince turning around to Boy and saying, “Good-night,
little Boy, I’m sleepy tired now, but I shall see you to-morrow,” while
Boy and One-and-Nine were led in another direction to a suite of rooms
overlooking a beautiful garden. Here they were served with a bountiful
supper by a Footman, who had been set apart to wait upon them only. His
name, Boy found out, was Cæsar Maximilian Augustus Claudius Smith, but
he was called Thomas for short. Thomas was a very nice man, Boy thought,
and although he seemed to think a great deal of himself he was very kind
to them.
After they had finished supper and Thomas had cleared away the supper
things, Boy noticed that One-and-Nine seemed very quiet.
“Is there anything the matter?” he asked anxiously.
“I am afraid,” remarked One-and-Nine sadly, “that she will never
condescentionise to affectionate me.”
“Who?” exclaimed Boy.
“That majestuous lady, the Royal Nurse,” said One-and-Nine, sighing
sentimentally.
“You don’t mean to say that you have fallen in love with her, surely?”
said Boy, feeling greatly inclined to laugh.
“Who could help it?” declared the Wooden Soldier. “I am completely
smot!”
[Illustration: 0114]
“Smot! What’s that?” asked Boy.
“Smite, smitten, smot,” exclaimed One-and-Nine.
“And what a charmaceous name, too,” he continued--“Martha Matilda
Nimpky. How lovelyish! Do you think she cares for me even a smallish
bit?”
“Well, I’m afraid she scarcely saw you, you know,” said Boy. “Perhaps
she will when she knows you better,” he added, wishing to comfort the
poor lovesick soldier.
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