Carroll, Lewis, 1832-1898 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction
“Well, I expect there will be a pretty muddle presently if all these
people are to be Kings,” thought Boy, quite forgetting that he was a
King himself under these circumstances; and it was not until he had
tried to buy a penny bun, and had been told by the baker’s wife that
“His Majesty had given up business,” that he realised how very awkward
it might become.
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CHAPTER X.--“KINGS AND QUEENS GALORE.”
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URRYING back to the Palace Boy found a great crowd of people on the
steps at the principal entrance--most of them carried bundles and
parcels, and some even had articles of furniture on their heads.
“Why, whatever is happening now?” he thought, and on inquiry he
found that these were some of the newly elected Kings coming to take
possession of the Palace.
King Cæsar Maximilian Augustus Claudius Smith (now called King Smith
I.), whose crown had not yet arrived, had ingeniously contrived a
temporary one of alternate silver forks and spoons stuck in the band
of his hat, and, with a velvet pile table-cloth from one of the
drawing-room tables thrown over his shoulder, looked quite imposing as
he stood at the door and explained to the people that he was now as much
a King as the rest of them, and intended to keep the Palace for himself.
“_You_ may come in, though,” he said, catching sight of Boy, and as soon
as he had entered, King Smith I. closed and bolted the door, and the
other disappointed Kings had to carry their bundles and parcels home
again.
“How do you like being a King, Your Majesty?” asked King Smith I.
pleasantly, when they had reached one of the state apartments in which
he had established himself.
“Well, I don’t know,” laughed Boy, “I don’t feel any different at
present.”
“Ah! that’s because you haven’t a crown and sceptre, Your Majesty;
we must see what we can find for you. You are sure to be treated with
disrespect if you don’t maintain your kingly dignity. The late Lord High
Adjudicator, who is now King Joshua Dobbs, seized the regalia as soon
as he knew that he was elected King, and so the rest of us will have
to make shift with such crowns and things as we can manufacture for
ourselves. Now let’s see. What can we make you a crown out of? Oh!
I know. There are some packets of tea downstairs with some beautiful
silver paper around them; suppose we make you a crown of that, and twist
some around a stick for a sceptre.”
So with some paste and cardboard and this silver paper, which King
Smith I. brought up from downstairs, they soon made quite a
respectable-looking crown, and particularly as King Smith I. had found
some fancy buttons, which he fastened into it, to look like jewels.
Another small table-cloth, pinned to Boy’s shoulders for a cloak,
completed his costume, and he felt quite proud of his appearance when he
saw his reflection in the looking-glass at the end of the room.
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