The Missionary Sheriff: Being incidents in the life of a plain man who tried to do his dutyThanet, Octave
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The Missionary Sheriff: Being incidents in the life of a plain man who tried to do his duty
Thanet, Octave
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Henriette spoke not again; she strode out of the room, and did even as
she had threatened. She flung Pauline’s brush straight at the organist
sitting before the window. Whether she really meant to injure young
Armstrong’s candid brow is an open question; and, judging from the
result, I infer that she did not mean to do more than scare her sister;
therefore she aimed afar. By consequence the missile sped straight into
the centre of the window. But not through it; the window was raised, and
a wire screen rattled the brush back with a shivering jar.
“What’s that? A bat?” said Armstrong, happily playing on. His father and
mother were beaming upon him in deep content—his father a trifle sleepy,
but resolved, the morrow being Sunday, to enjoy this musical hour to the
full, his mother seated beside him and reading the numbers aloud.
“You see, Ikey,” she had explained, “that’s what makes you slow. While
you’re reading the numbers, you lose ’em on the organ; and while you’re
finding the numbers on the keys, you loose ’em on the paper. I’ll read
them awful low, so no one would suspect, and you keep your whole mind on
those keys. Now begin again; I’ve got a pin to prick them—2-4-3, 1-3—no,
1-8, 1-8—it’s only one 1-8; guess we better begin again.”
So Mrs. Armstrong droned forth the numbers and Ikey hammered them on
the organ, pumping with his feet, whenever he did not forget. The two
boys slept peacefully through the weird clamor. The neighbors, with one
exception, were apparently undisturbed. That exception, named Henriette
Beaumont, heard with swelling wrath.
“I’ve thrown the brush,” said she. No response from the pillow. “Now I’m
going to throw the broken-handled mug,” continued Henriette, in a tone of
deadly resolve; “it’s heavy, and it may kill some one, but I can’t help
it!” Still a dead silence. _Crash! smash!_ The mug with the broken handle
had sped against the weather-boarding.
“Now what was _that_?” cried Ike, jumping up. Before he was on his feet a
broken soap-dish had followed the mug. Up flew the sash, and Ike was out
of the window. “What are you doing that for? What do you mean by that?”
he yelled, to which the dark and silent house opposite naturally made no
reply. Ike was out in the road now, and both his parents were after him.
The elder Armstrong had been so suddenly wakened from a doze that he was
under the impression of a fire somewhere, and let out a noble shout to
that effect. Mrs. Armstrong, convinced that a dynamite bomb had missed
fire, gathered her skirts tightly around her ankles—as if bombs could run
under them like mice—and helped by screaming alternately “Police!” and
“Murder!”
Henriette gloated silently over the confusion. It did her soul good to
see Ike Armstrong running along the sidewalk after supposititious boys.
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