The Missionary Sheriff: Being incidents in the life of a plain man who tried to do his dutyThanet, Octave
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The Missionary Sheriff: Being incidents in the life of a plain man who tried to do his duty
Thanet, Octave
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Ike caught his breath. “A friend in the family!” He did not dare to
think what that meant. And Wickliff had gone. They were examining the
prosecuting witnesses. Miss Mysilla Beaumont took the oath, plainly
frightened. She spoke almost in a whisper. Her evident desire to deal
gently with the Armstrongs was used skilfully by the young attorney
whom John Perley (his uncle) had employed. Behold (he made poor Mysie’s
evidence seem to say) what ear-rending and nerve-shattering sounds these
barbarous organists must have produced to make this amiable lady protest
at law! Mysie fluttered out of the witness-box in a tremor, nor dared to
look where Mrs. Armstrong sat bridling and fanning herself. Next three
Fullers deposed to more or less disturbance from the musical taste of the
Armstrongs, and the Delaney daughter swore, in a clarion voice, that the
playing of the Armstrongs was the worst ever known.
“It ain’t any worse than her scales!” cried Mrs. Armstrong, goaded into
speech. The magistrate darted a warning glance at her.
Miss Henriette Beaumont was called last. Her mourning garments, to
masculine eyes, did not show their age; and her grand manner and
handsome face, with its gray hair and its flashing eyes, caused even
the magistrate’s manner to change. Henriette had a rich voice and a
beautiful articulation. Every softly spoken word reached Mrs. Armstrong,
who writhed in her seat. She recited how she had spent hours of “absolute
torment” under the Armstrong instrumentation, and she described in the
language of the musician the unspeakable iniquities of the Armstrong
technique. Her own lawyer could not understand her, but the magistrate
nodded in sympathy. She said she was unable to sleep nights because of
the “horrible discords played on the organ—”
“I declare we never played it but two nights, and they weren’t discords;
they were nice tunes,” sobbed Mrs. Armstrong.
The justice rapped and frowned. “Silence in der court!” he thundered.
Then he glared on poor Mrs. Armstrong. “Anybody vot calls hisself a laty
ought to behave itself like sooch!” he said, with strong emphasis. The
attorneys present choked and coughed. In fact, the remark passed into
a saying in police-court circles. Miss Henriette stepped with stately
graciousness to her seat.
“Und now der defence,” said the justice—“der Armstrong family. Vot has
you got to say?”
“Let me put some witnesses on first, Judge,” called Wickliff, “to show
the Armstrongs’ character.” He was opening the door, and the hall behind
seemed filled.
“Oh, good land, Ikey, do look!” quavered Mrs. Armstrong; “there’s pa’s
boss, and the Martins that used to live in the same block with us, and
Mrs. O’Toole, and all the neighbors most up to the East End, and—oh,
Ikey! there’s Miss Pauline herself! Our friends ’ain’t deserted us; I
knew perfectly well they _wouldn’t_!”
Ike did look up then—he stood up. His eyes met the eyes of his
sweetheart, and he sat down with his cheeks afire and his head in the air.
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