The Missionary Sheriff: Being incidents in the life of a plain man who tried to do his dutyThanet, Octave
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The Missionary Sheriff: Being incidents in the life of a plain man who tried to do his duty
Thanet, Octave
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Yes—little two-by-four bakery—oh, I’m giving you straight goods—makes
pies and cakes and bread—good, too, you bet—makes it herself. Ruth
Graves, who lives round the corner, comes in and helps—keeps the books,
and tends shop busy times; tends the oven too, I guess. She was a great
friend of Ellie’s—and mine. She’s a real good girl. Well, I didn’t get
mother’s letters till it was too late, and I felt bad; I had a mind to go
right down to Fairport and go in with ma. That—_she_ stopped it. Got me
off on a tear somehow, and by the time I was sober again the money was
’most all gone. I sent what was left off to ma, and I went on the road
again myself. But she’s the devil.”
“That the time you hit her?”
The prisoner nodded. “Oughtn’t to, of course. Wasn’t brought up that way.
My father was a Methodist preacher, and a good one. But I tell you the
coons that say you never must hit a woman don’t know anything about that
sort of women; there ain’t nothing on earth so infernally exasperating
as a woman. They can mad you worse than forty men.”
It was the sheriff’s turn to nod, which he did gravely, with even a
glimmer of sympathy in his mien.
“Well, she never forgave you,” said he; “she’s had it in for you since.”
“And she knows I won’t squeal, ’cause I’d have to give poor Ben away,”
said the prisoner; “but I tell you, sheriff, she was at the bottom of the
deviltry every time, and she managed to bag the best part of the swag,
too.”
“I dare say. Well, to come back to business, the question with you is how
to keep these here misfortunes of yours from your mother, ain’t it?”
“Of course.”
“Well, the best plan for you is to plead guilty, showing you don’t mean
to give the court any more trouble. Tell the judge you are sick of your
life, and going to quit. You are, ain’t you?” the sheriff concluded,
simply; and the swindler, after an instant’s hesitation, answered:
“Damned if I won’t, if I can get a job!”
“Well, that admitted”—the sheriff smoothed his big knees gently as
he talked, his mild attentive eyes fixed on the prisoner’s nervous
presence—“that admitted, best plan is for you to plead guilty, and maybe
we can fix it so’s you will be sentenced to jail instead of the pen.
Then we can keep it from your mother easy. Write her you’ve got a job
here in this town, and have your letters sent to my care. I’ll get you
something to do. She’ll never suspect that you are the notorious Ned
Paisley. And it ain’t likely you go home often enough to make not going
awkward.”
“I haven’t been home in four years. But see here: how long am I likely to
get?”
The sheriff looked at him, at the hollow cheeks and sunken eyes and
narrow chest—all so cruelly declared in the sunshine; and unconsciously
he modulated his voice when he spoke.
“I wouldn’t worry about that, if I was you. You need a rest. You are
run down pretty low. You ain’t rugged enough for the life you’ve been
leading.”
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