EXTRA--Four O'Clock--EXTRA!
COLLISION BETWEEN ASTEROID AND EARTH AVERTED!
PROBABLE SUCCESS OF HOOKER EXPEDITION!
MEDUSA NOW OUR SATELLITE!
There is every reason to believe that Professor Benjamin Hooker
and his daring companions have achieved their stupendous object of
diverting the falling asteroid from its course toward the earth,
and have thus saved the human race from destruction. Professor
Thornton, of the National Observatory, announced the receipt,
early this morning, of a cable-despatch from an amateur astronomer
at Honolulu, stating that, about ten hours after the time set for
the departure of the Hooker Expedition in the Flying Ring, he
suddenly observed a yellow glow surrounding the asteroid Medusa.
This glow increased in volume and intensity for perhaps five
minutes, and then as suddenly ceased, drawing away from the planet
like a puff of smoke. No trace of the phenomenon was observed
either at the Lick Observatory or in the great one-hundred-inch
telescope at Mount Wilson, near Pasadena, the unfavorable position
of the asteroid, low down in the western sky, probably accounting
for this. All other observatories of note were on the daylight side
of the earth at the time.
Professor Thornton further announces, however, that the
observations upon Medusa's position which were made last night at
the various European observatories show conclusively that the path
of the asteroid has been changed and its flight toward the sun
checked. It is now moving in an elliptical orbit around the earth,
with a period of approximately four months and twelve days. The
astronomer states that, at the time of the asteroid's nearest
approach to us, it will be a conspicuous object--its apparent
diameter being nearly one-half that of the moon. Professor Hooker
and his associates have thus not only averted the impending
catastrophe but have presented the earth with a new moon as a
lasting monument to the boldest enterprise ever conceived by the
human brain.
There were several columns more, but Bentham did not proceed further.
"Gee whiz!" he exploded. "He's really done it!"
"Tush!" returned Judson. "You don't _believe_ that, do you? No matter
how big a fool you are, you don't honestly suppose anyone can go
sailin' around in the air blowin' comets--I mean ass-eroids--out of
their orbits, like Buffalo Bill shootin' glass balls?"
"Look here, Judson," shrieked Tassifer: "You keep a civil tongue in
your head! I know all about that flying machine; I've been in it, and,
what's more, my niece Rhoda--" He stopped unexpectedly.
"What about your niece?" inquired Judson.
"Nothing! Why, _you_ saw the machine that day on the golf-course--don't
you remember? That was Hooker."
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