After a brief silence, broken only by the tinkle of spoons against
saucers, the campers around the table glanced at each other guiltily.
Except for the portions reserved for the two cooks, there was not a
crumb of piddling left.
"Better hide the plates and cover the dish," said the doctor in a
conspirator's whisper. "It's enough to provoke them into a mutiny. Time
enough to break the news after they have eaten their mock turtle."
"Duck," choked Percy.
But the Gypsy cooks had noticed nothing. They were too absorbed with
straining the beans and the onions now cooked to shreds, from the
adamantine potatoes. The cooked vegetables they arranged in the bottom
of a large meat platter as a becoming bed for the mock duck which
Billie, with mingled feelings of fear and triumph, now prepared to loose
from his fastenings with a long fork and the historic carving knife. But
Mock Duck to the end was a rogue and a trickster. The poor little cook
had just loosened him from the spit and was holding him precariously on
the prong of a fork, when he gave a malicious leap into the air and
plunged into the very centre of the hot embers. Instantly a circle of
flames rose high about him and the air was charged with the fumes of
burning flesh.
"Oh, oh!" shrieked Billie. "Help! Help!"
They did what they could to save the remnants of Mock Duck. Ben singed
his eyebrows in an effort to spear him on a fork and raise him from his
fiery bed. They were all very quick but the flames were quicker, and
when at last Mock Duck was lifted from the embers his form was no longer
recognizable and the surface of his outer covering was burned to a
cinder.
The two little Gypsy cooks wept with disappointment. They had worked so
hard and were so hot and tired and hungry.
Their friends were consumed with pity.
"There, there," cried Dr. Hume, too tender hearted to look upon tears
without being moved. "Don't cry, little cooks. Look at all this nice
gravy and these delicious vegetables."
"Why, my dearest children, you mustn't mind," exclaimed Miss Campbell.
"See what a beautiful mixture we can have. Pour the gravy right into the
platter with the beans and onions. We'll eat it on bread."
How callous do the most fastidious become after a few weeks in camp!
"Come, come, there's no time to be lost," exclaimed the starving Percy.
But the two disappointed cooks had nothing to say. They choked back
their tears and fell to with an appetite on beans and onions
ingloriously mixed with bread and gravy. And as a final delicacy, the
campers, who had commenced with dessert and salad, finished off with two
very delicious mealy potatoes apiece.
"If we stayed in this wilderness long, we'd revert to savages," Miss
Campbell remarked, stirring a large cup of black coffee. "But on the
whole, I think I am enjoying the reversion and my appetite is getting
better every day."
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