The mule-bone : $b a comedy of Negro life in three actsHurston, Zora Neale
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The mule-bone : $b a comedy of Negro life in three acts
Hurston, Zora Neale
African Americans -- Drama
DAISY.
(Making as if to cry) I wasn’t studyin’ ’bout no Dave.
JIM.
(Hopefully) Aw, don’t tell me. (Sings) Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
show me a woman that a man can trust. (DAISY is crying now.)
JIM.
What you crying for? You know you love Dave. I’m yo’ monkey-man. He
always could do more wid you that I could.
DAISY.
Naw, you ain’t no monkey-man neither. I don’t want you to leave town. I
didn’t want y’all to be fightin’ over me, nohow.
JIM.
Aw, rock on down de road wid dat stuff. A two-timin’ cloaker like you
don’t keer whut come off. Me and Dave been good friends ever since we
was born till you had to go flouncing yourself around.
DAISY.
What did I do? All I did was to come over town to see you and git a
mouf-ful of gum. Next thing I know y’all is fighting and carrying on.
JrM: (Stands silent for a while) Did you come over there Sat’-day night
to see me sho nuff, sugar babe?
DAISY.
Everybody could see dat but you.
JIM.
Just like I told you, Daisy, before you ever left from round here and
went up North. I could kiss you every day ... just as regular as
pig-tracks.
DAISY.
And I tole you I could stand it too—just as regular as you could.
JIM.
(Catching her by the arm and pulling her down with him onto the rail)
Set down, here, Daisy. Less talk some chat. You want me sho nuff?
Hones’ to God?
DAISY.
(Coyly) ’Member whut I told you out on de lake last summer?
JIM.
Sho nuff, Daisy? (DAISY nods smilingly)
JIM.
(Sadly) But I got to go ’way. Whut we gointer do ’bout dat?
DAISY.
Where you goin’, Jim?
JIM.
(Looking sadly down the track) God knows.
(Off stage from the same direction from which JIM entered comes the
sound of whistling and tramping of feet on the ties.)
JIM.
(Brightening) Dat’s Dave! (Frowning) Wonder whut he doin’ walkin’ dis
track? (Looks accusingly at DAISY) I bet he’s goin’ to yo’ work-place.
DAISY.
Whut for?
JIM.
He ain’t goin’ to see de madame—must be goin’ to see you. (He starts to
rise petulantly as DAVE comes upon the scene. Daisy rises also.)
DAVE.
(Looks accusingly from one to the other) Whut y’all jumpin’ up for? I .
. .
JIM.
Whut you gut to do wid us business? Tain’t none of yo’ business if we
stand up, set down or fly like a skeeter hawk.
DAVE.
Who said I keered? Dis railroad belongs to de man—I kin walk it good as
you, cain’t I?
JIM.
(Laughing exultantly) Oh, yeah, Mr. Do-Dirty! You figgered you had done
run me on off so you could git Daisy all by yo’self. You was headin’
right for her work-place.
DAVE.
I wasn’t no such a thing.
JIM.
You was. Didn’t I hear you coming down de track all whistling and
everything?
DAVE.
Youse a big ole Georgy-something-ain’t-so! I done got my belly full of
Daisy Sat’day night. She can’t snore in my ear no more.
DAISY.
(Indignantly) Whut you come here low-ratin’ me for, Dave Carter? I
ain’t done nothin’ to you but treat you white. Who come rubbed yo’ ole
head for you yestiddy if it wasn’t me?
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