The mule-bone : $b a comedy of Negro life in three actsHurston, Zora Neale
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The mule-bone : $b a comedy of Negro life in three acts
Hurston, Zora Neale
African Americans -- Drama
DAISY.
(Stiffly) Well, I ain’t going to marry no man that ain’t going to work
and take care of me.
JIM.
I don’t mind working if de job ain’t too heavy for me. I ain’t going to
bother wid nothin’ in my hands heavier than dis box ... and I totes it
round my neck ’most of de time.
(DAISY makes a despairing gesture as JIM takes a step or two away from
her. She turns to DAVE finally.)
DAISY.
Well, I reckon you loves me the best anyhow. You wouldn’t talk to me
like Jim did, would you, Dave?
DAVE.
Naw, I wouldn’t say what he said a-tall.
DAISY.
(Cuddling up to him) Whut would you say, honey?
DAVE.
I’d say dat box was too heavy for me to fool wid. I wouldn’t tote
nothing heavier than my hat and I feel like I’m ’busing myself sometime
totin’ dat.
DAISY.
(Outraged) Don’t you mean to work none?
DAVE.
Wouldn’t hit a lick at a snake.
DAISY.
I don’t blame you, Dave (Looks down at his feet) cause toting dem feet
of yourn is enough to break down your constitution.
JIM.
(Airily) That’s all right ... dem foots done put plenty bread in our
moufs.
DAVE.
Not by they selves though ... wid de help of dat box, Jim. When you
gits having fits on dat box, boy, my foots has hysterics. Daisy, you
marry Jim cause I don’t want to come between y’all. He’s my buddy.
JIM.
Come to think of it, Dave, she was yourn first. You take and handle dat
spade for her.
DAVE.
You heard her say it is all I can do to lift up dese feets and put ’em
down. Where I’m going to git any time to wrassle wid any hoes and
shovels? You kin git round better’n me. You done won Daisy ... I give
in. I ain’t going to bite no fren’ of mine in de back.
DAISY.
Both of you niggers can git yo’ hat an’ yo’ heads and git on down de
road. Neither one of y’all don’t have to have me. I got a good job and
plenty men beggin for yo’ chance.
JIM.
Dat’s right, Daisy, you go git you one them mens whut don’t mind
smelling mules ... and beating de white folks to de barn every morning.
I don’t wanta be bothered wid nothin’ but dis box.
DAVE.
And I can’t strain wid nothin’ but my feets.
(DAISY walks slowly away in the direction from which she came. Both
watch her a little wistfully for a minute. The sun is setting.)
DAVE.
Guess I better be gittin’ on back ... it’s most dark. Where you goin’
Jim?
JIM.
I don’t know, Dave. Down de road, I reckon.
DAVE.
Whyncher come on back to town. ’Tain’t no use you proguein’ up and down
de railroad track when you got a home.
JIM.
They done lawed me way from it for hittin’ you wid dat bone.
DAVE.
Dat ain’t nothin’. It was my head you hit. An’ if I don’t keer whut dem
old ugly-rump niggers got to do wid it?
JIM.
They might not let me come in town.
DAVE.
(Seizing JIM’s arm and facing him back toward the town) They better!
Look here, Jim, if they try to keep you out dat town we’ll go out to
dat swamp and git us a mule bone a piece and come into town and boil
dat stew down to a low gravy.
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