natural as a rose—no paint, no dye, no purchased hair cut from the heads of female convicts, no sickly perfumes, no padding, nothing in the least artificial about her.’ And hearing this, his particular ‘chum’ in the Guards Club said,— ‘Lucky dog! You don’t deserve such a “draw” in the matrimonial lottery!’ And Carlyon, smiling a superior smile, looked in a conveniently near mirror, and replied,— ‘Perhaps not! But—’ A flash of the fine eyes, and a touch of the Beautiful Sullenness manner finished the sentence. It was evident that the gallant officer was not at all in doubt as to his own value, however much other folks might be disposed to consider the pecuniary and other advantages of his marriage as altogether exceeding his merits. Yet, on the whole, most people, with that idiotic inconsistency which characterises the general social swarm, actually pitied him when they heard what was going to happen. They made round eyes of astonishment, shook their heads and said, ‘Poor Carlyon!’ Why they made round eyes or shook their heads, they could not themselves have explained, but they did so. ‘Poor,’ Carlyon certainly was; and his tailor’s bill was an appalling one. But ‘they,’—the five-o’clock-tea gossips, knew nothing about the tailor’s bill—that was a private affair,—one of those indecent commonplaces of life which are more or less offensive to persons of high distinction, who always find something curiously degrading in paying their tradesmen. ‘They’ saw Carlyon as he appeared to them—superb of stature, proud of bearing, and Greekly ‘god-like’ of feature—and that he was always irreproachably dressed was sufficient for them, though not for the unpaid tailor who fitted him so admirably. Looking at him in all his glory, ‘they’ shuddered at the thought that he—this splendid specimen of manhood—was actually going to marry a—what? ‘A novelist, my dear! just think of it!’ feebly screamed Mrs Tooksey over her Queen Anne silver teapot. ‘Poor Wilfred Carlyon! Such a picturesque figure of a man! How awful for him!’ And Mrs Snooksey, grabbing viciously at muffin, chorused, ‘Dreadful, isn’t it! A female authoress!’—this, with a fine disregard of the fact that an authoress is generally a female. ‘No doubt steeped in ink and immorality! Poor Carlyon! _My_ mother knew _his_ father!’ This remark of Mrs Snooksey’s had evidently some profound bearing on the subject, because everybody looked politely impressed, though no one could see where the point came in. ‘She’s ugly, of course!’ tittered Miss Spitely, nervously conscious that once—once, at a ball—Carlyon had picked up her fan, and wishing she had ‘gone in’ for him then. ‘Authoresses always are, aren’t they?’ ‘This one isn’t,’ put in the One Man, who through some persecuting fate always manages to turn up in a jaded and gloomy condition at these kind of ‘afternoon teas.’ ‘She’s pretty. That’s the worst of it. Of course she’ll lead Carlyon a devil of a life!’